i started playing RE2 today completely blind and i’m so bad at the game it stopped me at one point and was like “hey, wanna switch to the easier setting?”
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I have to head out to a football game I’m shooting tonight but if we haven’t interacted yet feel free to send some memes or like my one-liner call! 💖
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i’m working on the first five years of jordan’s filmography as an actress so uh like this if u want some sneak peeks on these projects
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LIKE THIS FOR KARATE WAR SHIT
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❥ 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐒 ( 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟓 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
‘ this is it! ’
‘ i’m staying because i love you. ’
‘ look at all this counter space to put the takeout on! ’
‘ do you hear that? ’
‘ you were such an ugly baby. ’
‘ it’s not like he’s going to go ugly, handsome, and then back to ugly. ’
‘ the danger has passed! ’
‘ so you’re the new neighbor? ’
‘ good talk. ’
‘ you stay away from me, and we won’t have a problem. ’
‘ i love his scent, it’s like mint and b.o. ’
‘ you okay sweetheart? ’
‘ woah, what are you doing? ’
‘ give me a sixty second head start so i at least have a chance. ’
‘ you know i can’t promise you that. ’
‘ come on, you’re better than that. ’
‘ i’m kidding, i don’t even know what twerking is. ’
‘ you taking anyone to the dance? ’
‘ did i scare you? ’
‘ you jumped like, ten feet high. ’
‘ i jump a lot, that’s how i stay in such great shape. ’
‘ aw, you were looking for me? ’
‘ is there anything fun to do around here? aside from scaring your neighbors. ’
‘ are you taking me somewhere to kill me? i’m just curious. ’
‘ come on, scaredy cat, we’re almost there. ’
‘ just wait here. ’
‘ what are you afraid of? i do this all the time. ’
‘ i hate the suburbs. ’
‘ you can see everything from up here. ’
‘ are you always this sarcastic? ’
‘ i’ll keep that in mind. ’
‘ what are you doing out here? ’
‘ this is your last warning! ’
‘ it’s not a big deal! ’
‘ please, calm down! ’
‘ there was no scream, you didn’t hear anything. ’
‘ get out of here, or the next scream you hear will be your own. ’
‘ i love that enthusiasm, but we’re not there yet. ’
‘ i can see you. ’
‘ are you my wingman? or am i yours? ’
‘ where are the girls? ’
‘ i just said that to get you over here. ’
‘ not only are there no girls, there’s a psychopath! ’
‘ you’re the lookout! ’
‘ if i sense any danger, i will run the other way. ’
‘ i’ll just be the lookout in here! ’
‘ i was born with the gift of fear! ’
‘ i remember being four, being pushed on a swing, and thinking: this is how it ends! ’
‘ who puts bear traps in their basement? ’
‘ i think i swallowed some web! ’
‘ what are you doing in my house? ’
‘ i thought you were chained up, possibly. ’
‘ no, don’t open it! ’
‘ don’t make a sound. ’
‘ you’re in over your head. ’
‘ i can’t explain, i have to go. ’
‘ is that your scream? ’
‘ just wait. ’
‘ what are you doing? ’
‘ in the car, now! ’
‘ SHUT UP! ’
‘ your face is doing the red thing again. ’
‘ can i get a picture real quick? ’
‘ in the morning, this’ll all just feel like a bad dream. ’
‘ i’m so over this! ’
‘ i could have killed you! ’
‘ that was a terrible throw. ’
‘ we were almost just eaten by frosty the snowman! ’
‘ how long’s it been? ’
‘ who’re your new friends? ’
‘ did you miss me? ’
‘ what’s the plan? ’
‘ let’s get silly! ’
‘ you’re giving me…. what’s the word…. goosebumps! ’
‘ who’re you calling dummy? ’
‘ i know when you’re lying to me. ’
‘ i think it’s time i started pulling the strings in this relationship. ’
‘ congratulations, you just released a demon! ’
‘ it’s locked from the outside. ’
‘ out the kitchen door, now! ’
‘ that’s breaking and entering! ’
‘ power went out again. ’
‘ is he handsome? is he single? is he thinking about leaving his wife and needs a push? ’
‘ brilliant! really good idea! ’
‘ i didn’t mean to scare you. i mean, i did mean to scare you, but in a playful way. ’
‘ we can cut through the cemetery. ’
‘ sneaking off in the middle of the night with strange boys? ’
‘ you cut yourself. ’
‘ is my face messed up? ’
‘ it’s really bad. you look…. exactly the same. ’
‘ i’m stuck! help me get out! ’
‘ there’s no time! ’
‘ oh my gosh, i think i killed that bear! ’
‘ i don’t think we’ve been properly introduced. ’
‘ if you’re scared, i can hold your hand. ’
‘ you’re my hero. ’
‘ go on without me! save yourself! ’
‘ i didn’t mean it! ’
‘ i’ll kill him! ’
‘ don’t do it. ’
‘ don’t say it. ’
‘ maybe we should split up. ’
‘ this gift of mine is a curse. ’
‘ i don’t expect you to understand. ’
‘ i’m afraid of being alone. ’
‘ maybe we can both start over if we’re alive tomorrow. ’
‘ you look like you just saw a ghost. ’
‘ so this is what a high school dance is like. ’
‘ i can’t do it by myself. ’
‘ come on, we don’t have a lot of time. ’
‘ i’ve never been so happy. ’
‘ where are you going? ’
‘ we are so through! ’
‘ how’d you do that? ’
‘ when i was ten, i didn’t brush my teeth for a whole year. ’
‘ you saved my life. ’
‘ how did you find me? ’
‘ i know you. ’
‘ we’re so similar. ’
‘ i’m coming with you. ’
‘ i need to do this alone. ’
‘ it’s my fault. ’
‘ it’s time for me to face my demons. ’
‘ SHUT UP! I’m sorry. i mean, shut up. ’
‘ there’s no escaping from me! ’
‘ did it work? ’
‘ we’re gonna get through this. ’
‘ there is no arcade gallery! ’
‘ quickly! follow me! ’
‘ you left without saying goodbye. ’
‘ trying to hide from me? that’s like trying to hide from yourself. ’
‘ i was your best friend. ’
‘ you turned your back on me. ’
‘ we need to get to higher ground! ’
‘ you go ahead, i’ll hold it off. ’
‘ not so fun, is it? ’
‘ how do you like it? ’
‘ you’re trapped! ’
‘ keep going. ’
‘ what are we going to do? ’
‘ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! ’
‘ hold on! hold on tight! ’
‘ where’s the seatbelt in this thing? ’
‘ you knew? ’
‘ it’s time to move on. ’
‘ i’ve got you! ’
‘ you have to let go! ’
‘ see you in your dreams. ’
‘ i’m just sad we never got to share a dance. ’
‘ you’re gonna be great. ’
‘ i rub myself in cilantro every morning. ’
‘ you came back? ’
‘ you owe me a dance. ’
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❛ i guess you gotta mess up ━━━━━━━━━━
━━━━━━━━━━ to figure things out, right? ❜
𝙱𝙰𝙱𝚈𝚂𝙰𝚃 𝙱𝚈 𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙺𝙸𝙴.
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I have to head out to a football game I’m shooting tonight but if we haven’t interacted yet feel free to send some memes or like my one-liner call! 💖
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autumn themed fun: your muse works at a local haunted house with jordan
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I’ll have time tomorrow during the day to ( hopefully ) get some writing done; in the meantime, like this for memes 💖
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no thoughts head empty just jordan singing somebody to love at karaoke
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SELENA: THE SERIES | “Itty Bitty Bubbles”
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I’ll have time tomorrow during the day to ( hopefully ) get some writing done; in the meantime, like this for memes 💖
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