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#me @ you guys

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#i gave up the dream of being a homeowner after all the shit that happened over the last 5 or so years #rent until i die i guess lmao

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I logged into snapchat to buy some weed and whattya know, my guys whole account is gone and I am DRYYYYYYYY

Please stop giving me your hardest battles

#allie.cat #i'm actually feral #I wanted to get some last week but was like naaaaaaah I can wait #🥴🥴🥴

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me watching 'gratitious' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

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I'm in love with you.... Falin Touden.... send tweet

#dungeon meshi

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

#waaaaaaaaaay ahead of you

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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

#i have explained this to more than a few people in my time

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#i have a lamp #a box of tissues #copy of 'im glad my mom died' by jenette mccurdy #my current dnd journal #several notebooks #and my fake stanley full of cokey cola

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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if women controlled the world, religion would be doing acid with your grandma in the woods. wish this was the way of the world

#god i wish that were me #maybe not with my grandmother though #just because she was not a good person #id pick my mum instead if she were still here

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I recommend smoking marijuana

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(hbd to me) but more importantly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCILLE DUNMESHI 🥳

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #i was so happy when i saw we shared a bday 🎂

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Ah yeah, my favorite game. Majora's mask and cool character catnap

#fear and hunger #fear and hunger termina #pocketcat

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Life is worth living (ate a bacon and egg mcmuffin this morning)

#allie.cat

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Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

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I tried soju for the first time and it's gross

#i feel like i was lied to #allie.cat