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how fucking done do you think sisko was when he got the “heyyyyyy so we need commander worf for a week, turns out we left our robot on this pre-warp planet and we have to go get him :(” voicemail from picard and meanwhile the dominion war is literally still happening 

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who’s going to write the insane fic idea of BJ and trapper both showing up in maine at the same time and havoc being wreaked on all sides

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nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

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wait a fucking minuet.. je … sus ?

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imagine being the woman in this commercial who had to pretend she was dancing with the cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart 

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tragedies at baby time

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I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I’m like. Doesn’t it make you feel bad when you act like that

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the footage of the assassination of john f kennedy has a 7.7 on imdb and 74% on rotten tomatoes

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Billy the Kid and Socrates from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure walked so that Jedediah and Octavius from Night at the Museum could run.

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oh but how many poets wrote things like “now no age will forget me” and “someone in some other time will remember my songs” and then we did forget them, their songs dropped out of memory? how many said, with helen’s homeric certainty, “we will be the stuff of song for men long yet to come,” but petered away into silence? how many proclaimed, like ovid, “through all ages in fame will i live,” but found their prophecies had no truth to them?

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confusing vintage pin haul

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and what about it.