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because they all love and hate each other to varying degrees like patrick loves tennis and tashi and art but art the most and art loves tennis and patrick but he loves tashi the most and tashi loves tennis the most but none of them can have the thing they want most so they use one another to get closer to it and in the aftermath end up resenting each other for what could have been

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it’s over for me

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"ohh challengers was so confusing and queer baity!!! and i believe the theory that zendaya's character actually wasnt real and represented the connection between the guys" i think. you largely misunderstood the movie actually

#challengers

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Uploading my stuff from Instagram over the past few months is going to contain a lot of Bloodweave.

Timelapse for this piece is available on my Patreon!

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my girl like a car with failing transmission sensors. limp mode

just learned that cars have something called "limp mode" theres a really funny joke holdon

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just learned that cars have something called "limp mode" theres a really funny joke holdon

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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Read more here:

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POV: you're scrolling the House MD tag on an average day

averagehmdfangirl Follow 2h ago

I can't believe I didn't notice x song was so hilson coded until now! I wish someone with editing skills would make a mix with it

#house md

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mousebitten Follow 58m ago

wretched white dance Wednesday 💃💃 rb or im sending a pipe bomb to your postal adress

#house md #wilson pussy indulgence

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hannibble48 Follow 41m ago

Omggg chase! just kissed! A literal 9 yo!!! i cant believe this show sometimes wtf is wrong with him

#house md #hatecrimes md

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hilson_weddingofficiant Follow 38m ago

Just watched Wilson's Heart. No one speak to me rn oh im gonna hurl-

#house md

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prettyboy-aussie-fucker Follow 11m ago

pretty boyyy😍 i cant believe he went unrailed for so long

#house md

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housecel Follow 11m ago

I hate Amber, just can't stand her at all. Please tell me s4 final was the last we've seen of her!

#house md

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mousebitten Follow 10m ago

im so homophobic for them actually

#house md

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prettyboy-aussie-fucker Follow 9m ago

thats what I wanna do to chase btw

#house md

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housewouse Follow 7m ago

Baby-boy baby....

#house md #sleeby boi #greg house

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prettyboy-aussie-fucker Follow 2m ago

awogaawooga 🥵😍

#house md #spank me mommy

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#wilson pussy indulgence

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

#this is genuinely motivating #i need to be a middle aged freak

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"when the he/they with double D's that wears makeup and fem clothing gets mad about being misgendered 😠😠😠😠" so are You gonna suck his fat tits or can i go ahead?

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my coloring books are being delivered today HELL YES !!!!!!!!!!!

#i love coloring

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there's this guy i was connected with once and he told me about one of his favorite songs, under the bridge by red hot chili peppers, and to be brief with it the connection didnt end well and because of it that song holds a lot of feelings for me, but i also shared between the bars by elliott smith with him and i hope that he feels similar to me when he hears it. two people who, on paper, would've been near perfect together both listening to eavh others' song. wishing things had gone differently.

#i think about him all the time #feelings

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are