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Satan regularly receives cards destined to Santa but were misspelled.

Since we're on Christmas time... Self-explanatory. And it's cute.

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This reminds me of a post I've seen some time ago about a "seven deadly sins'esque characters story where they help a person grow and take care of themselves" with a similar premise.

Plus, wholesome idea here ❤️

I know the brothers are supposed to be bad seeing as they're demons and all, but can we talk about how their "sins" can actually help MC with things they need help with??

For example: Lucifer can help MC with confidence issues. He can give them pep talks and help them gain self-confidence and assurance when they're feeling insecure.

Mammon can help remind MC the importance of splurging on themself every once in a while. He can also teach MC the importance of not being too people pleasing.

Leviathan can remind MC that it's okay to be envious of people and things sometimes as it's a normal emotion. He can also teach them that you shouldn't be ashamed of the things you like just because it isn't popular or common.

Satan can teach MC that anger is also a common emotion to feel and that it's okay to let it out sometimes. He can also teach them to enjoy the small things in life like cats and books.

Asmodeus can help MC with things like self-care. Whenever they get overwhelmed or burnt out, he can help them have a relaxing spa day and rejuvenate their body and mind. He could also be great at helping MC with their body image and give them confidence in their look just like Lucifer.

Beelzebub can help MC with things like healthy eating and having a healthy relationship with food. He can also help them stay healthy by working out with them. He can show them how to have a healthy balance of food and exercise.

Belphegor can help MC have a healthy sleep schedule. He can remind them to take naps and get good sleep even if they have a lot to do. He knows how bad a shitty sleep schedule can make you feel, so he tries his best to get his brothers and MC to sleep long enough.

TL;DR: I think all of the brothers can use their "sin" to help MC have a better lifestyle and be both mentally and physically healthy.

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Leviathan rarely changes profile picture in social media

He has the same picture in Obey Me! AND Obey Me! Nightbringer and I just noticed lol

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Lucifer has used shoes and slippers in punishments.

Ah, the good old flip-flops. La almighty chancla. The fearful tsinela. The powerful chinelo...

Everyone laughs until it reaches the speed of sound.

... plus the image of Lucifer reaching for his shoe is funny as heck.

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Solomon's body is covered in all the 72 pact marks.

HOW THE HECK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS DAMN HEADCANON?! BASICALLY ALL THE FANDOM AGREES THAT'S THE HOTTEST THING EVER

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MC spitting facts after dealing with the brothers crap is my favorite piece of fan content.

(And a personal headcanon so that's why I'm reblogging here)

Mammon: Wait, wait, wait. So you're tellin' me that if Lucifer had been nicer, you would've never tried goin' up in the attic a second time?

MC: Yeah.

Levi: Wait, what? How…?

MC: Alright, look. There were two reasons why I wanted to go into the attic. One: I was hearing Belphie's voice from there asking for help, and two: Lou was acting suspicious as fuck about it with the whole threatening me and shit.

Lucifer: I-

MC: Shh, let me explain!

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Pff…

Satan: So what, you're saying that if Lucifer hadn't acted the way he did, you would've just given up? No trying to go into the attic, no suspicion, you would've just ignored Belphie's voice and went on with your day?

MC: Absolutely. I mean, think about it: I had just gotten here, and someone not wanting a stranger to go into certain parts of their house is kinda reasonable. And like I said, it wasn't the "not letting me go there" thing that made me want to go there, it was the suspicious behavior!

Because again, you threatened me and just started being an overall dick after you caught me trying to go up the stairs.

Lucifer: MC-

MC: But I understand your reasons, you were worried, wanted to protect your family, and bla-bla-bla. Don't worry, it's fine. We've come a long way, I love you, you love me, and there's that. But going back to the topic…

Asmo: 🤭

Lucifer: 👿

Asmo: 😦🤐

MC: So the point is, you catch me going to the attic, and you threaten to kill me if I try doing it again. You don't try to explain, don't try to convince me I shouldn't go there, you just go: "I have this tea that will put you to endless sleep, muahahahaha."

All brothers (except Lucifer): *try not to laugh*

MC: And in my head, I go: "Bet. Imma see what the fuck's up there, and you old man, you ain't stopping me."

Asmo, Beel & Mammon: 😨😦😳

Belphie & Satan: *wheezing in silence*

Lucifer: *glares at them*

MC: But that could've been prevented! Like, if you hadn't threatened me, and tried to explain why I shouldn't go there in the first place-

Lucifer: But I couldn't tell you the truth.

MC: Well, you could've come up with anything! Because remember, I had just dropped here, in literal fucking hell. So you could've told me literally ANYTHING and I would've believed you. Like, you could've just told me the room was cursed by an evil spirit or something. Because I'd hear that and go: "Alright, have a nice day. I'm never stepping foot on these stairs again."

Beel: Pff...

MC: But nooo, Mr. Pride had to go: "I won't give you ANY explanation, and I will KILL you if you try going there again." And that combined with the strange voice asking for help? It did not give you a great look, I gotta say...

All brothers (except Lucifer): *already laughing their ass off at this point*

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Wow...

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Mammon stims with the rings he wears.

Mainly when he is stopping himself from stealing something.

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Satan stims with his feather boa on occasion.

Thanks Discord for the wholesome headcanon!

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MC has a fanclub.

Bro made pacts with the biggest figures of Devildom, of course they have a fanbase.

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Barbatos hair glow.

You know that teal part? Yeah. Bonus if his tail also glow.

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Leviathan DEFINITELY celebrates May the 4th.

You cannot convince me otherwise.

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Hey, you

Yeah, you there, follower

You can send me your headcanons here :D

Help me cuz college just started and I'm already suffering from burnout :'D

Let's share our silly little ideas!

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HEADCANON

WHAT DEMONUS REALLY IS

So, Demonus gets demons drunk, and yet it has no effect on humans, yes?

Well, alcohol is basically light poisoning or heavy depending how much you're drinking. SO, what would be poisonous to demons but not humans?

Holy water!

What if Demonus is actually just different beverages with very, very minute concentrations of holy water added? Not enough to kill them, but certainly enough to fuck with their bodies a little bit in a way that resembles drunkenness!

And as to why it seems to affect angels, well, they're actually getting high rather than drunk. Simeon feels very giggly and floaty, plus loses his words -- which is different from his drunkenness off of human-world alcohol in this year's birthday card!

So Demonus contains holy water -- poisons demons, gets angels high, and does nothing to humans! Makes perfect sense.

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There are two types of people...

And both are valid

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New silly, sad headcanon-

Demons who wear gloves wear them bc they don't like their hands, they're full of scars.

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This is somewhat cute 🥺

Bonus points if one of the brothers didn't know how to swim and Levi helped in return.

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I feel like Levi would've had the hardest time learning how to fly when he was younger.

Sure, as any angel would, he got the hang of it eventually, but as a little kid (or the angelical equivalent of a ten year old or so) it might have taken a long time. I like to think that even as an angel, Levi had an affinity to water and swimming, and no one understood why. Maybe that somehow manifested when he became a demon of the sea.

But going back to his early days, no one was really patient with him when he was learning. Angels usually have the natural instinct of flight when they're around a toddler or so, so I have no doubt that Levi would be teased relentlessly by other kids for his clumsy fighting skills.

Well... all except his two older brothers, of course!

I'm sure back then, Mammon and Levi were really close and would often play together, so Mammon would help him when he needed it.

Lucifer, meanwhile, would use any free time he had to give Levi personal lessons. I'd imagine Mammon being his personal cheerleader whenever he was around to see his lessons.

Little did the three of them know that Leviathan never belonged in the air in the first place 😅

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WHEEZE

the use of food emojis was banned in all family groupchats because beel wouldn't stop trying to eat his phone

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I'm out of words...

The way it's written is just ✨️ chef kiss ✨️

The fact the struggles gets worse and worse the closer we get to the eldest, the fact I can really see the characters in it...

Just...

I want to hug them all 🥺

The brothers and how they handle their sins

Belphie

Belphie loves to sleep and laze around

But even he gets FOMO sometimes

In order to combine a fulfilling life with his sin, he takes every day in several tidbits

An hour of gaming with Levi, an hour of sloop

An hour at RAD, lunch time in a less visited corner of the library, nodding off on a beanbag

He also mixes up small, casual activities and bigger plans

Lots of quick trips to the city, movie nights and gaming

Only very specific day trips and the such, when he really wants to experience them

He's happy, as long as he gets to be near a cushioned surface most of the time

Beel

He can't help his hunger, so he learns to live with it

He always has a snack stored somewhere in his pockets

So do his friends and brothers (he's so grateful, too)

He knows that if he empties the fridge again, he has to do the grocery shopping. And he will.

Honestly, he didn't used to be a jock

But he had to do something to counter all the food he ate

Now he loves working out, though. He's less hungry when he's sweating.

The burning in his muscles distracts him from the growling of his stomach

Asmo

You don't learn to live with a gift, love, you live it

He can't fight his charm or horniness, so why not embrace both

It's so much fun, too? Pretty colours, nice scents, good orgasms, what more could he want?

Does it ever get too much for him?

Shhh, but sometimes he does crumble under the pressure of beauty

And by Dia, some nights he's so sore and overstimulated, it's not even sexy any more, it just hurts, so why is he still horny?

Those are the nights he tries to distract himself. Tea and chess with Lucifer. A make over for Levi. Maybe Satan can offer him a good romance novel?

Satan

This man knows his breathing exercises

Also: spite.

Oh how he hates giving in to what Lucifer created him of. Not this time, he won't.

He also has a charm on him at all times

It goes off when his heart rate quickens and his breathing intensifies

A soothing sound only he can hear

He'll never tell you what it is. Or how it relates to you.

He entrusted you, Asmo and Beel with a potion to always carry around. You don't know what it does exactly, but he said to throw it at him when he loses control

None of you have ever had to use it

Levi

There is a reason, Levi is a shut-in

And it's not just his introvert nature or his obession with games and anime

He hates his envy. No, he doesn't call himself gross because he's an otaku, but because he's disgusted with how he feels all the time

He wishes so badly to be able to be happy for his brother's successes and luck

He yearns to not hate you a bit for how easily you win everyone over

But as much as he loves his brothers, he wants what they have with such ferocity

And as much as he loves you, you make him hate himself a bit more everytime Lucifer laughs at one of your jokes and Simeon looks at you with appreciation in his eyes

He knows it's fucked up

All he wants is for his feelings to be pure

They never are.

So he stays away.

Mammon

The itch. It's just always there. Urgh, it never goes away, no matter how hard he tries to distract himself

He's not even actively making the schemes up, they just pop up in his mind like annoying little ads

And damn him if he doesn't act on them

His brothers are right, he thinks to himself every step of the way, he really is stupid

Man, he wishes he could just take a breath and stop, no schemes, no trouble, no debt

This man does not have a coping mechanism

This man only has an elder brother whom he adores and relies on

He does wish he didn't have to depend on Lucifer to fix his messes, take his credit card away and talk the witches into an extension

But, by Dia, he has not found a way yet

He hates how helpless he is against himself and he hates how righteous Lucifer becomes

But deep down, Mammon knows that what he owes to Luci goes farther than any monetary sum

He will never admit how grateful he is.

What he doesn't know is that Lucifer takes not just annoyance, but great pride in being there for the brother who stood by him after the Fall. Who was there for his older and younger brothers. Who showed up for his family when they needed him.

Ah, if only he knew...

Lucifer

Sometimes his Pride still stands in his way, but he actually finds a way around it now and then

Don't misunderstand, he might never take off that mask that gives him a dignified air and a sense of invulnerability

But he is so over his Pride holding him back

Has been for decades, to be precise

So now he plays with his sin everytime it tries to come out

When Satan wishes for him to kneel, he will. Proud not of his dignity, but his confidence instead.

When he does you wrong, he apologises. Proud not of his flawlessness, but his strength and honesty

Damn his Pride and what it did to him

Damn what it is doing to his brothers, as he punishes them for sins they bear because of him

Damn his Pride, because he will face and conquer it. Some day he will succeed. And if he has to find every goddamned loophole in all three realms, every miniscule way around it. By God himself, he will not be held back forever.

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