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in the tma tag

#happy pride

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shoutout to the guy I saw downtown in an "I 💖 small titties" shirt who looked at my tits

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they want you to make fried rice

#it’s me I’m the wok left

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Hands up if you're sick of the IDF flying gay flags like they're doing this shit in our name

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When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

#happy los jibbities!

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Happy Pride Month

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

#happy pride 🌈

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i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

#super glad you’re around!!

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hello! your email finds me sleepy and thinking of gay s*x. thank you

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

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By Andrea Galad

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Audre Lorde, from "The Uses of Anger: Women Responding to Racism" (1981)

#this whole essay is really worth a read #I read it this past semester for a class #audre lorde

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every like & reblog costs one slap

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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!