peter parker lost both of his parents, lost his uncle, get’s bullied constantly, the father of the girl he liked turned out to be his nemesis, had a BUILDING dropped onto him, felt his death due to his spidy sense, died but came back to life 5 years later only to watch his father figure die not even 30 minutes later, trusted mysterio but was betrayed, and now is a villain to the whole world…
seeing “peter parker” and “born august 2001″ makes me feel:
and then seeing “His age can also change how he’s treated for his “crimes”) like being a minor/not changes how he’ll be punished for “killing” Mysterio. Idk” made me:
uh-oh! oops! yikes!
Peter: -if we use soy sauce in our rice like we use milk in cereal, the-
Steve: Queens, this is supposed to be about the next mission.
Tony: hey, don’t interrupt my kid
Peter: yeah, don’t interrupt his kid
Peter: hold up a second-
Tony: Peter, you can’t just go after such dangerous criminals during patrol! You’re not ready yet.
Peter: *broken and bloody* oh gee-whiz you’re right Mr. Stark, I guess I should ask them politely “excuse me Mr. criminal I know your busy criminaling and all, but can you please wait a few years? because I’M nOt ReAdY yEt!”
Tony: sorry kid, I can’t understand you. In this house, we don’t speak disrespect!
Harley, screaming from the other room: B*TCH SINCE WHEN?!!?!?!?
Doc Ock: The avengers and Spider-Man been spotted in breaking into our hide out! FIND THEM NOW!
Mysterio: Spider-Man? Where did he come from?
Electro: where did he go?
Spider-Man: *busting out of the ceiling* WHERE DID HE COME FROM COTTEN EYE JOE!
Shuri and Harley: *emerge line dancing*
Tony: sERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS FELL FOR THAT LINE AGAIN?!?!?