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dreamt that ppl were playing "dnd hard mode" which was just playing dnd by a pool and if you rolled a nat 1 the dm pushed you into the water

#posts for serf #txt

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PLEASE REBLOG FOR MORE DATA!!!!!!!

#polls #love love love #adoration really

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I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people

#txt

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#polls #my glasses usually

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me at the job i begged god for

#boss: hey can you be in at 7am tomorrow #me (no car and has to take the train): sure :) #which means i need to Wake Up at like. 5am #be out of the house by 530 #catch 550 or 604 train #yuck

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i want something however i will not be elaborating on that

#txt #hey. rude

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

#txt

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I'm sure you're all surprised by my sudden spamming posts about the drake Kendrick beef but I've never heard of a person getting annihilated like this. This is like the ancient celts saying that a good enough bard can raise welts on a man's body if they poetically take them down hard enough. Drake needs to see a dermatologist.

#txt #KENDRICK LAMAR DUCKWORTH WANTS DRAKE TO KMS AND ITS SO FUNNY TO ME

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it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

#txt

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biden voters watching bidens politics in action in bidens america during bidens administration: wtf!!!!!! this is what would happen if trump was president.

#txt #poly ticks

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put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended

#txt #exactly

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#polls #sorry why the fuck would i #1) asthma haver 2) smells BAD 3) CANCER ?!? #i know addiction can fuck u up but #are u stupid

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i just don’t think “is dude gender neutral” is that productive of a conversation because a word can be gendered and still used regardless of gender. i call my male friends girlypop and my female friends man but i don’t think anybody would agree that those are somehow not gendered terms.

the real question is just “would you be willing to apologize and stop using a word if somebody told you it made them uncomfortable?” the answer to which in a surprising number of cases is no mostly because it seems like overall ppl r more upset abt getting accused of transphobia than they are abt being transphobic

#txt #its so…. SOMETHING that its always ‘well i use it as a-‘ instead of being ‘oh my bad i wont do it again’

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#polls #i have an iphone 8 plus el oh el #this mf is at least 5-6 years old #and the second it dies im goin to samsung sorry

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

#as a washington native it does just Look Like That #also GODS i miss being able to just fucjin Go

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the fact remains that body horror is an expression of intimacy. a grotesque and perverse one, maybe, but intimate nonetheless.

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#polls #oh FUCK no lmao #<- has four sets bc bio parents divorced #moms side are all fuckin assholes and my moms husband is stupid #fathers side are all dead so. and my stepmoms side are Fine I Guess but #their circles never cross so