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The ultimate "I can fix her" lmaoo.... sum blorbo doodles!! ^^

#Up yours woke moralists

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made it more authentic this time plus also live jarod reaction

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hello road 96 community

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trans jarod is real and making his way to your location at alarming speeds

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LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

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something lgbt happens to me and I open the demon core with a screwdriver (I will expire shortly)

something very lgbt happens to me and the geiger counter goes off the charts

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youre going in the oubliette bitch

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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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Boy oh boy I hope no one downloads every episode of warrior nun and puts them on a shared Google drive so we don't have to go back to netfux to get our warrior nun fix. Sure would be a shame if people were to then download the episodes from that drive and keep them on CDs or removable storage.

Anyway in totally unrelated news, check out these cool home videos my uncle made. He's the captain of a ship and he has an eye patch and a parrot. Yohoho.

Edit: poor uncle Roger is very bad with technology but he's dealing with issues as they arise, please let me know if you find any problems or check back later. Don't forget to cancel netflix!

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Boy oh boy I hope no one downloads every episode of warrior nun and puts them on a shared Google drive so we don't have to go back to netfux to get our warrior nun fix. Sure would be a shame if people were to then download the episodes from that drive and keep them on CDs or removable storage.

Anyway in totally unrelated news, check out these cool home videos my uncle made. He's the captain of a ship and he has an eye patch and a parrot. Yohoho.

Edit: poor uncle Roger is very bad with technology but he's dealing with issues as they arise, please let me know if you find any problems or check back later. Don't forget to cancel netflix!

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Katya, from Goncharov 1973

#katya goncharov #goncharev #goncharov #quick art

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gaslight, gatekeep, goncharov i guess

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Goncharov Lore (“Gonchlore” if you will) Masterpost

Note: this is regarding the lore made up by tumblr collaboratively about a fake Martin Scorsese film. See the post that started it all and fake poster.

Goncharov was released in 1973. It was written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and directed (?) and/or possibly co-written by Martin Scorsese. Scorsese’s big name helped popularize the film, but as a result JWHJ 0715’s significant contribution is often overlooked

Goncharov was forgotten and was actually difficult to acquire for many years. This may have been due to corporations hoarding rights and access, the actually mafia targeting distribution of the film, other factors, or a combination of these. This led to pirating of the film, which allegedly led to pirating discourse surrounding the film

There are talks of a Goncharov II or remake

Goncharov is a mafia boss in Naples of Russian origin. His wife/fiancée is named Katya, also of Russian origin. Goncharov may or may not have fled Russia, and may or may not have been pursued by someone trying to get him back to Russia, possibly to face legal justice. One such person trying to do this could be Valery Michailov

Valery Michailov in Katya’s sister. He may resent Goncharov due to his relationship with his sister and due to Goncharov being wanted by the Russian government. He is somewhat patriotic, possibly a former government worker or soldier.

Katya’s last name is either Michailova or Goncharova (although possibly with the wrong suffix). Her relationship with Goncharov is strained, tense, and possibly loveless. She ends up betraying him in the end. This is often seen as a subversion on the typical tropes for women in mafia movies.

At some point, Katya is on a bridge with Goncharov. At some point, Katya points a gun at Goncharov. At some point, Katya is injured on a boat/in a boathouse.

Katya is amicable with someone named Sofia, who has brown hair. She also has subtextual homoerotic tension with her

Sofia may be working class/poorer than many of the other characters are.

Goncharov has subtextual homoerotic tension with someone named Andrey. Andrey is Goncharov’s old friend/best friend/nemesis/enemy/competitor. There is at least one instance of one of them trying to kill the other.

Ice pick Joe is played by John Cazale, making this his 6th movie. He has a famous 10 minute scene with Katya, and at some point dies, also possibly at the hands of Katya.

Mario Ambrosini works with Goncharov, possibly as a lackey or number two. At some point in the middle of the story, he betrays Goncharov and Goncharov tells him that he “never wants to see [Mario] again”. It is unclear what happens to him after that. Mario also has a relationship with Andrey that some have described as “fascinating”. It is unclear how.

There is a clock motif in Goncharov, and a general theme regarding “running out of time” before death. There are a few characters who seem at the very least subconsciously aware of the fact that they have little time until their death. The film also deals with the theme of fate, of death and tragedy being and inevitable thing for these characters.

Goncharov dies at the end of the movie, due to someone’s betrayal.

Goncharov (1973) was heavily influenced by the American Cold War propaganda of the time. Some argue that it plays right into the stereotypes of Russians, others say it is a clever subversion of the propaganda and stereotypes of the time.

Feel free to add more/expand/add alternative information!

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Imagining trying to explain Goncharov to a non internet person. Well it's a homoerotic 1970s film about a Russian-Italian mafia that never existed. People are adding bits of canon on according to their own tastes like it's arthuriana. It came from a shoe.

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this week's episode is so good y'all

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Reblog this to make a transphobe instantly have a heart attack and die <3

#Targeting terfs specifically <3