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This is what Radaway was made for

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I could see this happening to Red Hood😂

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

#jason todd #redhood #chaotic mess

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#this is true #hes the colors of a stoplight #too many dead robins #make a change batman

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Clone Wars hurt me :(

Am I the only one that watched Clone Wars as a kid and was like this is the bomb, and then rewatched it as an adult and cried like a baby through a lot of it. Like GOD, getting attached to the clones already knowing your heart will break by the end of the series.

#how dare they #my heart is aching #clones for the win #i’m not crying you’re crying #they deserved better #fuck Sidious

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I really like the word “smitten”. because at first glance you just think of sappy lovey-dovey stuff but also you have to remember this is a word that’s born of the word “smite.” a devastating word. a word that, summarized, means stricken. smitten means stricken as well — struck with devastating affection.

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me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

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Kidnapper: I have your partner. Red Robin: What? I came alone. I don't have a partner… Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Red Robin: Oh my god, you have Red Hood.

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Squirrel having fun

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Do not cite the deep canon to me, witch. I was there when it was collectively ignored.

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Dick: So that’s my plan.

Jason: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Dick: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Jason: It fucking sucks.

Dick: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Jason: I’m bored. Want to do something?

Tim: Chaos.

Jason: I’m in.

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Dick: I swear that’s exactly what they said.

Bruce: Are you sure that’s not a bit of an exaggeration?

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Tim, putting a rocket launcher back in Jason’s trunk: That was fun. Now what?

Jason: Have you tested out Lex’s latest security system yet?

Tim: *slowly spreading grin*

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Clark, over the phone: Bruce, your kids are here. Did I forget they were staying with us tonight or something?

Bruce: I have no idea. I know nothing. Metropolis is not my problem. Goodnight.

Bruce: *hangs up*

Clark:

Clark: Well that wasn’t a no…

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A few hours later:

Jason: This pie is delicious, Mrs. Kent.

Martha Kent: Oh aren’t you a charmer. And just call me Martha or Ma, dear.

Kon: Well looks like we’re related now.

Jason: I don’t think that’s how-

Kon: So could you teach me how to use one of those rocket launchers Tim was talking about?

Jason:

Jason: Of course. What are big brothers for?

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A comic about a dream I had about a snake

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and damian ACTUALLY looks how he’s supposed to, and they gave jason the white streak?? hell yeah <3

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

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You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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the conjuring universe + buzzfeed unsolved