I can do it with a broken heart for everyone with high functioning depression
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babygirl you look like an absolute angel tonight (there is a streetlight behind you and i have astigmatism)
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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I'm dreamin' of all the possibilities
I'm kissing all over your body, my Nefertiti
And every time I think the plan is aligning
You still so close yet so far
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proud of you for waking up today. baby steps are still steps.
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It's okay if it takes a little longer than you thought.
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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
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Skeletons just want to have fun🎵
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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