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SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T WATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS

#steven universe #lars #suamethyst #amethyst

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Kedamono: friends Popee: me in general

#popee the performer #pipee #papi #kedamono

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Trying to tell someone to shut the hell up but nicely.

#popee the performer #kedamono #popee #papi

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Tryna flirt but you too psycho {Not my art, I don’t know who this belongs to, I found it on Instagram}

#popee the performer #kedamono #papi #popee

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How to nicely kill someone 1. Smile kindly 2. Snap their neck. Papi approves

#popee the performer #kedamono #papi #popee

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Depressing days in these parts. Oh wait Jk I got an uMBRELLA.

#popee the performer #kedamono #papi #popee

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"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me" "In water" ~once again me at 2am

#sumalachite #malachite #steven universe #su #crystalgems #homeworldgems

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We all have that one overemotional friend who gets upset over every single fucking thing OK.

#papi #popee the performer #kedamono #popee

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I think Lars describes many of us at an emotional and spiritual level.

#steven universe #sulars #lars #su #susadie #sadie

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"BE THE PEARL TO MY AMETHYST" ~ME AT 2AM

#steven universe #pearl #amethyst #su #pearlmethyst

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Have this wonderful egg from pearl. I found this on Instagram so I don't know who actually made this I'm sorry

#steven universe #pearl

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when you a spider but you still jam out

OR A FLY I DONT FUCKING KNOW

#popee #popee the performer #kedamono #papi

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Praying that your friend wont know you broke their xbox controller

#popee the performer #kedamono #popee

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Trying to be nice while you flip your friend off

#popee the performer #popee #kedamono

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Sausage

The Signs as Lines from the Sausage Rap

Aries: “I got a fat ass but I still take sausage”

Taurus: “Wake up in the morning I eat that sausage”

Gemini: “I like girls, can I still take sausage?”

Cancer: “I got a flat ass but I still take sausage”

Leo: “White girl swag that’ll take your man’s sausage”

Virgo: “Everybody say ‘sausage’ keep it goooin’ eggs, bacon, grits, sausage”

Libra: “I’m a skinny bitch but I still take sausage”

Scorpio: “I’m a redhead but I still take sausage”

Sagittarius: “White and I’m thick but you know I eat the sausage”

Capricorn: “Yeah I read books but they all about sausage!”

Aquarius: “I’m a gay nigga but I still take sausage”

Pisces: “humfmfhuhfahmffhmuh sausage”

Thank you to the anon that suggested this, ily.

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Accidentally making an offensive joke and hoping they don’t blow up at you 

#someonestopme #popee the performer #popee #kedamono #papi