listen. i don't care if you don't ship phan. i don't care what you consider their relationship to be. i don't care if you think shipping real people is a little weird. this isn't about that. i don't give a fuck about that.
this is about dedication, not to dan and phil nor their relationship, but to The Bit. this is about reclamation of power. this is about no longer giving a Fuck.
is it cringe? is it weird? oh for sure, but who are dan and phil if not two cringe weirdos that are dedicated first and foremost to The Bit? put aside that feeling of being cringe, babes. you're on tumblr dot com. this is the cringe website. to be cringe is to unabashedly be your truest self.
be cringe, be free, tag phan at all costs.
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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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