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brb, changing my legal name to "basket original content"

Yes please meet my friend. First name Basket, last name Original Content.

#TRUE this is my name it's what i am called

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Lorem ipsum text

#''see how many times you can do this before all your followers leave'' #edit: she said ''wait no don't actually post that''

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#hyla #naravane #dungeons and dungeons #nara doesn't always bother to manifest feet but i think they have them when they don't have a direct physical connection to the earth #anyway my game OBVIOUSLY is not only homophobic but is also discriminatory against left-handed people

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Mockups for various religious iconographies.

#dungeons and dungeons #people are probably not putting tean iconography onto things but hespian's symbols can be very easily subverted to evoke him #the swords saints #anyway imagine these looked cool and were drawn in a more elaborate style to evoke religious awe or whatever

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Complicated stuff.

#teos #hespian #aracely #dungeons and dungeons

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Longest eyelashes in all the realm.

#sir carver lakewood #dungeons and dungeons #anyone wanna be in a tragic doomed romance with him?

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#frdfgfcfgfcffcffcdfv death #morning everyone how r we feeling today?

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Velcro is back in the habit of laying across my torso every time I try to get up in the morning.

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computer show me images of birds

#engagement

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my name is Bill and soon at last it wil be tyme to brayke thy fast, so to the icebox you shall come. This is to say- i ate the plum.

#my mom told me she couldn't find a breadlik/this is just to say crossover so here one is #this is actually slightly more researched than the version i made for her on the fly. for instance i learned in the 'reply' he went by bill #this is just to say #bredlik #william carlos williams #this has 100% been done before but i haven't seen this meme in ages so i don't care #really not living up to my url tho <3

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Dnd oneshot idea: You and the evil necromancer king or whatever are amicably divorced, and you must fight through his dark legions and best his tricks and traps in order to reach his castle, all so you can drop off your son because he has custody for the weekend.

#he pays his share of child support but he left it in his high security dungeon vault and you must retrieve it brave adventurer #dungeons and dragons #concept from post-mh discussions

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Fanart of @akpaley's dark urge.

#bg3 #dark urge #the child and true prophet of the murder lord has once again been arrested for shoplifting

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Given the bajillion different interpretations of vampires out there, in your opinion which flaw is the most fundamental to them and should be present in every adaptation?

#vote in the thing #tell ur friends

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Given the bajillion different interpretations of vampires out there, in your opinion which flaw is the most fundamental to them and should be present in every adaptation?

#vampires #poll #very important question pls respond #not including decapitation. everything is vulnerable to decapitation they're not special. #well okay hydras aren't vulnerable to it but MOST things #aside from that i think this is most of the big ones #honorable mention to the ''has to count grains of salt'' flaw. can you imagine a story that includes vampires and that's their only weaknes #i was thinking of adding ''always falls in tragic love with a young mortal'' but i don't know any interpretations where that's always true #...i say even though i also know there are some vampires for whom pretty much none of these are the case #like in twilight i think none of these apply. they can live off animal blood right? i haven't read it. not to say they aren't valid. #wait do twilight vampires have reflections? #anyway my personal favorite is the invitations one but i think blood and sunlight are usually higher priorities for me

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ghjhghj these books are canonically being tape recorded by Sethra. For money. And they're dropping this revelation sixteen books into the series? I mean clearly this isn't true for all of them, but this text implies that at least one of the other books was also tape recorded, likely multiple. In one of the earlier books (pretty sure it was Athyra, which notably was not first person) Vlad mentions that he once met some guy who paid him cash to tell his life story, and at the time I assumed that was a nod to the first-person narrative of the prior novels, but given that this book (Tsalmoth) takes place chronologically before that, I'm assuming that either that wasn't what the "some guy" was actually referring to, or this is a soft retcon. Mind you, at least one of the other more recent books (I couldn't tell you which one, sorry) also directly addressed an unseen but in-universe audience, so the idea that these are being recorded isn't coming out of nowhere, but look, I'm just a little thrown that Sethra has been recording these, that she's been doing so since before the events of Jhereg, and that if this metanarrative device is meant to be extrapolated out to all the books, then she very likely is continuing to do so through present continuity. From this text I'm willing to say that at least two of the books are meant to be in-universe recordings, although it's more likely that the intended implication is that all of them are. (Well all of Vlad's first-person ones at least, probably not Athyra or Orca.) I mean I guess no one other than Sethra would do all of this, so fair enough, but this is a hell of a thing to just put here. Or maybe this particular metanarrative is more contained than that, I guess we'll see.

#this series was started in the 70's. last month in a conversation we were like ''i wonder how many books he actually ended up writing'' #can i just say it was pretty fun to learn a new one had just come out last year and another is coming out in a few months #brust wrote his first ever novel as part of an intended 19-book series and goddamn. he's only got like two left to write. that's commitment #uh what do i tag this as. does this series have a name #dragaera #vlad taltos #tsalmoth #for context since most of you have not read these books #the pov vlad is a mid level mob boss. sethra is a badass legendary sorcerer vampire lord. basically the coolest person in her universe. #they're besties

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#when did you start to be able to reply to posts from any sideblog? #how long has that been a thing #have i just not noticed

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In my brand of feminism I don't believe in "more women CEO's" but I do believe in "more women thugs."

#girlbosses are bullshit i only want girls who will punch your lights out without a condescending veneer of female empowerment