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'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright

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saw Barbie and I’m obsessed with the Ken war being, like, play fighting but then Allan got to commit actual violence as a treat

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every ask to neil gaiman goes about like this:

greetings sire, i am but a worm beneath you, but my dear sister is deathly ill and your work is the only thing that brings her happiness still. anywho, in season 2 of good omens do crowley and aziraphale have fucknasty butt sex? thank you!

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I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

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everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose. 

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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

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I’m happy to report that Red has come out again, and no one even thought about Harry

Like at all

All this dear John talk makes me worried about harry when red comes out again…because we all know it was fake. And unrelated to harry but every relationship is 2 sided and while John Mayer might be a douche I don’t personally know either him or her and it feels weird to take anything said or sung about him as absolute truth. Like… it feels gross.

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are people allowed to say kys here

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sirius black in his comphet era suggesting spin the bottle for the hundredth time because it always lands on remus lupin and its not gay if its spin the bottle

james potter who has charmed the bottle to always land on remus when sirius spins so he’ll finally stop pretending to be straight

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it’s crazy when a man says he’s adventurous but he wouldn’t even suck a cock

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mermaid au part 2: Sirius 🌊🖤

she found a fork!!

and then some more sketches bc I apparently came up with a whole storyline for this au so

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I can’t draw, but let your imagination take hold of human Prince Remus and merman Sirius

The way I need a wolfstar littlemermaid!au is insane.

Mermaid Sirius with over controlling Walburga, and bellatrix/Ursula tricking him.

Do you SEE THE VISION?

#man’s only has one hand but that’s life #marauders #sirius being sirius #remus x sirius #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin

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The way I need a wolfstar littlemermaid!au is insane.

Mermaid Sirius with over controlling Walburga, and bellatrix/Ursula tricking him.

Do you SEE THE VISION?

#wolfstar #marauders #little mermaid

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This, and it would 100% be after they got together.

Sirius: would you let me kiss you for 20 galleons?

Remus: why?

Sirius: just curious

Remus: um, I guess?

Sirius: *slamming a bag of 20 galleons on the table* well would you look at this surprising coincidence

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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

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