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Mario has been kissed by at least two canonically transgender women. I have to surpass him

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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Wait, lions eat watermelons? I get bears since they're omnivores but lions are obligate carnivores and can't digest plant matter.

they don't eat it as actual food, they like the water content!

this is also why humans started cultivating watermelon in the first place, and why it even has that name. it's a good hydrating snack for an apex predator!

they also do with this wild melons in their natural habitat! when you live in a very dry area, you take your liquids where you can get them.

basically, watermelons are Gatorade for large predators.

#fun fact!!! your dogs can also have watermelon #no seeds and no rind but it’s a good hydration source #also cucumber slices (peeled)

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Update:

They are The Same™️

time is a circle, long live the blue haired bl protagonist

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a random assortment of my tweets on house md. guys this show so ruining my life

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they’re insufferable

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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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fucking idiot gets PRANKED

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i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

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it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.

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PLUSH INTEREST CHECK!!!

my sister and i are collabing on a little plushie project :)

if you’re interested please fill out our google form

thank you so much!!

#o w o

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doodle

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I FOUMDH IT