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James: Sirius do it!

Sirius: You don't have to ask me twice...

Remus: Sirius n-

Sirius: *walking up to McGonagall* Want to be my girlfriend?

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Looks like a cinnamon roll- would kill you: SIRIUS

Looks like a cinnamon roll- is a cinnamon roll: Peter

Looks like would kill you- is a cinnamon roll: Remus

Looks like would kill you- would kill you: Sirius

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Sirius: Who think so could fit 10 jumbo marshmallows in my mouth?

Remus: You are a menace to society.

James: And a coward! DO TWENTY!!

#James potter #Sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #he could do thirty #Only cowards do less than twenty #Remus isn't wrong tho

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*The Marauders having dinner together* James: Sirius, can you pass the salt? Sirius: *Throws Remus across the table*

#James potter #Sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #the marauders #marauders era

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James: Why are you on the floor?

Sirius: I'm depressed.

Sirius: Oh and I got stabbed.

#James potter #Sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #Get help! #Sirius likes getting hurt I swear #Remus won't be happy

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James: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million Galleons? Sirius: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a huge house. James: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Sirius: Good thinking:

#harry potter #james potter #sirius black #very good thinking James #They're gone have a huge house

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Remus, hanging with James and Sirius: So how was your day? Sirius: We almost got surprise adopted! Remus: What? James: We almost got kidnapped. Remus: Oh, okay. Remus: *Stops suddenly* WAIT WHAT?!

#surprise adopted is better #what do you think? #Marauders era #Marauders #I bet Remus had a heart attack #Sirius #Sirius black #James #James Potter #Remus #Remus lupin

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Harry: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Hermione: *turning to Ron* How tall are you?

#how tall is stupid #harry potter #Hermione granger #ron weasley

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*Lily and the Marauders playing floor is lava*

Lily: *very competitive* I WILL BE THE LAST ONE STANDING IF IT KILLS ME!

Sirius: *hopping into a trash bin* I will never lose here- *bin falls over* EAHHH IT BURNSSSSSS *Hissing*

James: *Doing snow angels and laying on the floor* hehehehehe the lava can't hurt me!

Remus: *standing with arms folded* The lava would have ruined the furniture this wouldn't work in real-life.

Peter: *crying in a corner because he fell in the lava*

#The rest of the Gryffindors are just watching them like 👁👄👁 #Peter lost and thinks the world is ending #James insists hes invincible #You know that Sirius convinced Remus to play at least for a little bit before he tried to logic #James potter #Sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #the marauders #marauders era

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James: Are you sure this is the right direction? Sirius: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Remus: In that case, we're definitely lost.

#James potter #Sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #This fits Sirius so perfect 😂 #Definitely lost

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James: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Sirius: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? James: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Sirius: edible?

#James potter #Sirius black #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #I'm sure dandelions are edible... #Kinda weird but whatever floats your boat

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James: Sirius and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Remus: *Sighing* What did Sirius do? James: He chased the to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Sirius: Who wants a steering wheel?

#James potter #Sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #the marauders #marauders era

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Peter(writing in his diary with a pink glitter pen): life is over. I'm done. There's no reason to live. *sobs*

#harry potter #peter pettigrew #Peter #Poor Peter #Pink glitter pens are very depressing

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James: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Sirius: If? Remus: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

#Remus can't catch a break #James potter #Sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #the marauders #marauders era

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James: Hey, Sirius? Can I get some dating advice? Sirius: Just because I’m with Remus doesn’t mean I know how I did it

#James potter #Sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #honestly Sirius has no clue how they ended dup together

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Harry and Ron sitting in jail

Harry: So who should we call?

Ron: I'd call Hermione but I feel safer in jail...

#Hermione granger #Harry potter #harry potter series #Ron weasley #I'd feel safer in jail too honestly🙃

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Remus: Sirius, keep an eye on James today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Sirius: Sure, I’d love to see James get punched. Remus: Try again. Sirius, sighing: I will stop James from getting punched.

#James potter #Sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #What if James does get punched #Sirius would probably jump up and down for joy