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diamonds aren't green, dick nips
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text post punctuation guide
-period (or nothing) at the end of a question: indicates 1. being more alarmed than curious (e.g: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT") 2. being so indifferent/ depressed that you can't even manage the upward tone inflection (e.g: "excuse me the fuck")
-question mark at the end of a statement: indicates uncertainty, sometimes in parentheses (e.g: "which is definitely how that works(?)")
-exclamation mark in parentheses: indicates concern with something in the sentence (e.g: "i saw someone try to bounce on a small trampoline from a two-story window (!) but other than that the day was fine")
-ending a post with a dash midway through a word: the person talking realized the terrible mistake they were about to make and caught themself just in time (e.g: "you know, I don't thi-")
-ending a post with a dash right after a word: someone else cut off the person talking (e.g: "earlier I was thinking about-")
-ending a post midway through a word without a dash: the speaker dissappears without any explanation (e.g: "it's only a matter of time until the plants get m")
-ending a post with a comma: the speaker continues speaking, but you stop listening (e.g: "he looks like a wet towel,") can also be accomplished without a comma if it's clear that the sentence keeps going (e.g: "in this essay i will")
-double commas: the speaker is slightly insane and incoherent (e.g: "yea,,")
-double apostrophes/quote marks: either caps lock is on or the speaker is a complete menace to society (e.g: "no don''t do it")
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thinkin bout how I saw the thalasin video one time and now these lil faces are a permanent part of my life.
i could talk about them for hours. I could go on and on about their arcs and their personalities and their relationships for hours
i love them sm
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join me
thalasin part 2 electric boogaloo les goooooiiiiiiii
i really really really reallllly like that video the weird faces are so unexpected and out of this world it only makes me think!
is the guy in pain making those faces? is he okay? is there a cloning machine cloning this guy's dna to use for those faces because he dies from blood loss and the exaggerated face muscles in those faces (hard to explain but thats what i think) so much to think about
all the thalasin plus faces look like the faces from the funny faces episode from spongebob but scarier harfam (what i assume the name is, its the one that looks bloated and has the stretched out eye socket) or whatever its called scares me along with varination
loric kinda just looks polite and sweet
nage is just what i look like when i smile at all times
andric is just weird
and those are the ones i can remember
oh no i forgor dorcelessness bro dorcelessness is probably the super weird one of the friend group who is always floating and breaking the laws of physics and everyone else is just standing there with their stupid scary faces like "bro quit that were trying to scare the audience" and dorce is like "nah😎 sis all good they wont know our bodies are cut off anyways"
nage is definitely just zany and erratic why am i giving the funny faces personalities WHY AM I GIVING THE EXPRESSIONS PERSONALITIES OH NO IM GETTING ATTACHED LIKE A PARASITIC ORGANISM
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THIS
RIGHT HERE
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so i've been getting myself back into lord of the rings
(inspired by this post by @lotrreactionmemes !!)
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do you ever make Every. Single. Song. about your current hyperfixation and when you get a new hyperfixation you make every song about that
never in my life have i heard a song and thought "i can't twist my hyperfixation to make it fit this"
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me with literally anything
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requested by fifthdarkdevaofdestruction 
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legs
also :)
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PHASE 1 IN THE MODERN STYLE AAAAAA
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why?
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