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instead of identifying with a sexuality label which will inevitably always be a vague generalisation, i will release a continuously updated smash or pass list of every being on earth so you'll never be in doubt

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adam parrish who scammed harvard students even tho he knows damn well how to make magic. adam parrish who whispered in ronans ear cause he knew it would make his lil emo bf insane. adam parrish who is an army of one. adam parrish who bought blue flowers. adam parrish who murdered a man and conspired against another. adam parrish who found ronan lynch in another dimension. adam parrish who learned divination with persephone. adam parrish who loves gansey and admires him in a way that he idealized his friend and projected his insecurities on him because he was the one voice he would listen to the most. adam parrish who was alive because he bleed. adam parrish the cataloger of the human experience. adam parrish the clever little fuck. adam parrish the magician. adam parrish who wants to feel awake when his eyes are open. ADAM PARRISH.

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No crumbs left.

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Just thinking about how Ronan and Adam call each other by their last names sometimes and how after they get married they will probably take the name " Parrish -Lynch " . And then one fine day, the sun will be rising, Ronan will look at Adam , staring out the window,his face radiating with the dawn cadence, and whisper " Hey , Lynch. " And for a moment Adam will be confused as to why Ronan is referring to himself in third person before realising that he is actually calling Adam. Then Adam will smile, oh so elastic and amiable. And he will say softly, " Yes, Parrish? " and oh, ohhhh how it will daze him, Ronan's effervescent, effortless grin. Because tamquam alter idem y'all. Because they will finally be so deservedly, completely,wholly happy.

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Sometimes family is a tired businessman, a punk catholic farmer and his magician boyfriend, a teenager with no internal organs, and two badass women who are legally the same person

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let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

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i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

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gansey behavior

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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

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ronan and adam being friends before lovers is so important to me that I'll never be able to explain in words properly. like imagine having a best friend as your partner and a partner as your best friend... im gonna cry myself to sleep bye...

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underrated line!! in my opinion!!

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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"hozier did not write *insert song here* for you to call him the take me to church guy"

no but he IS the take me to church guy !!! have you seen the way he performs that song? at like every show, with so much PASSION every time ?? take me to church is political, it criticises the catholic church, it's angry at the harm done to his people and others, he has done advocacy with this song, it's about devotion and love and sex and humanity. he is very much the take me to church guy

#seeing that song live #absolutely fucking incredible #the crowd was electric #he was insane #it was the most amazing thing ever

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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

#LMMAAAOOOOO #I love the internet

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I think you should bask in the sun for a little while. I think you will have an epiphany

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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art