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*Only referring to the BDSM dynamic, nothing to do with penetration.

#Equal parts??? #That's probably wrong but it FEELS the most right so that's what you get #Just depends on the day I guess? Like maybe I'll have a really dom week where subbing doesn't sound fun #Maybe I'll be subby a whole month #And sometimes my sex drive takes a nose dive into the fucking void so like who knows! #Certainly not I! #This is all lighthearted btw I feel like it could read as venty? #Not the case. My brain just weird and I felt like sharing

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#This is the canonical reason for why it's ok to torture Clare #/j #little town

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#It's the prismatic shard wall paper color! #In 1.5 you could use a specific wall paper in any way you could a prismatic shard because their numbers were the same

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#Shower every morning to wake up #Coffee is Bad and does Bad Things to me so it's kind of my only “wake up call”? #If I don't I usually stay unfocused the whole day #Plus my hair gets oily FAST so skipping just sucks in general

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please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Ok, you know how Freminet wears those chunky metal boots? Yeah, you can not convince me this man naturally walks on his toes and uses his boots to try and break the habit (I know the weight probably helps with diving, don't crush my dreams)

#GIP #GIP Freminet

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A proposition for you

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

#I've dog sat too many untrained dogs to be comfortable with most real dogs #Any puppies over here on Tumblr are always welcome tho

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HF Cult au

The basics

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My Stardew Valley Masterlist

HF Cult au

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Howdy. It's au time

So, y'all must know how much I love cult aus by now, yeah? Well I think Stardew should get one too! (Honestly, all the fandoms in my list will probably have a cult au at some point)

In this au your grandpa was the old cult leader but after he passed the Valley has been leader-less! The only thing that's been keeping them going is Lewis' temporary leadership and the promise of you. Your grandpa had gotten tired of taking care of the Valley so he faked his death and gave you that little letter with the deed to his house in the Valley

And yes, you heard that right, your grandpa isn't actually dead in this one. He just faked it so he could go hang out and probably hook up with Mr. QI

After leaving Joja you go through the same stuff as you do in the vanilla game. Lewis and Robin welcome you, show you your now slightly dilapidated farm, and bid you adieu. The reason your farm is in such a state when you get there in this au is because it's kind of a holy place to the towns folk and the magic soil makes stuff grow like crazy

All the dateables are available for you of course but with how much everyone loves you anyone in the valley is yours for the taking honestly. Harem shenanigans are also greatly encouraged :3

This is kinda all I have for now but if there's anything you'd like me to touch on in particular, let me know!

#horny farming

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#Wouldn't call it niche but nothing else really fit? #She's a green dino beenie baby I got when I was like two #Poor girl's beat to hell. Has teeth marks on her little black eyes #Still love her to death honestly

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reblog for sample size !!

#calico #pure vibes

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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