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i lived, bitch
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I made a difference in the world!
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Ever talk to a man and been like…only porn coulda made you this dumb
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I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them
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people that are 20+ and still in their “being an asshole is funney xD r u triggered?????” phase are wild to me. how are you a grown ass adult and still not aware there’s no pride in being the physical manifestation of a headache?
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Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera. 
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When you don’t know who you’re robbing
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why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that
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has this been done yet
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I remembered the login for my Tumblr account yeeee
So anyway, I’ve been wonderin:
- why can’t I fuckin spell
- why can’t I fuckin share my feelings
- does my inability to spell make it hard for me to share my feelings
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i made this a little while ago, I hope this hasn’t been done before
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bed heads — support + follow my art on : Twitter | Patreon | Ko-Fi | Twitch
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reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective
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“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”
i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but
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Staff: “we won’t be supporting disinformation campaigns”
Staff: *puts some advertising campaign from shell on my dash talking about how they’re supporting clean energy*
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