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i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

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"Everything dies. In time, even stars burn out."

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star wars fans really just make anything up

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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Ok but what if I made the Tusken more based off the Bedouines and actual human beings instead of the weird alien/racist thing that goes in canon?

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Darth Vader doing his best to make things up to Luke after his coming out party on Cloud City got trashed.

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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

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Padmé

#thought this was diana (wonder woman) for a second bc im silly but i love this #padmé <3

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when i learned jedi kids r raised communally i suddenly understood the anakin | obi wan conflict so much better omg its only child vs kid with like 8 siblings. obi wan is like anakin ur so fckn stupid (smiles fondly) and anakin is like he thinks im stupid 😡

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minimalist Star Wars series - 1/?

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it’s stupid how good of a character luke skywalker is

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i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.

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me: i mean i don’t really care what other people think of star wars characters’ sexualities like. w/e, u know? different interpretations are chill 

some homophobe: but none of the star wars characters are gay there cannot be gay characters in star wars star wars does not have a single gay char

me: 

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we don't pray for love, we just pray for cars...✰

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Skywalker twins icons from Star Wars' flagship comic series

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