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SO TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED “DOLPHINS IN TUXEDOS” NOTHING COMES UP SO I DECIDED TO PHOTOSHOP IT
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AFTER PHOTOSHOPPING THE FIRST DOLPHIN, I DECIDED TO MAKE HIM A BRIDE, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAuSE
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THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAND THE WEDDING RING WENT ON SO I DECIDED TO TEXT MY MOM AND
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I COULD HEAR HER LAUGHING FROM MY ROOM
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I’MM CRYING
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do kids these days know abt numa numa
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“Arrogant son-of-a–  [CHOKE]” “HEY, I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING.”
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paraspoika · 5 years
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When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..
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There’s nothing quite like a catchy but fairly mediocre pop track about being in love with the literal physical outline of an unknown woman’s body, sung by British everyman and erstwhile Game of Thrones cast member Ed Sheeran, taking the trophy for Best Pop Solo Performance at the Grammys to hammer home the values of the world we currently live in.
The category’s other contenders — Kelly Clarkson, Lady Gaga, P!nk and Kesha — provided fierce competition not only vocally, but lyrically, touching on themes of political division, strength in the face of heartbreak and how to forgive your rapist.
Many expected (or hoped) Kesha would take home the prize for her incredible vocal performance with “Praying.” Not only did “Praying” show off vocal ability even few diehard fans knew Kesha possessed, with entire Youtube reaction videos dedicated to people crying immediately upon hearing her hit the track’s climactic high note/otherworldly whistle, but the song is also particularly timely, with its themes of overcoming a relationship of sexual and emotional abuse.
Given that Sheeran wasn’t even in attendance to accept the award, it’s a shame to think of the missed opportunity the moment could have been, had it been used to shine a light on a more meaningful winner.
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The Many Faces Of Rexie
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“The “Best Related Work” award recognizes works in the fields of science fiction, fantasy, or fandom that do not fit into the other Hugo categories. AO3’s continual evolution makes it eligible for this annual award. “
Like on one hand I totally get it, but on the other hand I think of some of the fics I’ve read (and posted) being “Hugo nominees” and I laugh so hard my spirit leaves my body.
via @rfarrowster on Twitter.
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Huudan
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POSSESSION BREAKFAST 👀💚💛
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Old-timey problems require old-timey solutions
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The manta of my group when we roll a 2
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I can relate
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kiss kiss fall in love (with haruhi)
some roses for my last post of 2018!! this is for @andythelemon‘s ouran zine 🌹🌹 🌹 😙
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