You: May I have the bill?
Me, an intellectual: Might I acquire the William?
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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
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Once I finally have an actual flat and job, I'm gonna start a thing where I invite all my friends over for dinner. And there's gonna be a dress code but it's just "that one outfit you never have any chance to wear". Flapper dress? Awesome. Medival gown that you got at a renesaince fair but don't actually know what to do with? Yes! Prom dress? Of course! Cosplay you made for that one convention? Definitely. Pikachu onsie? What would be more fitting?
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this is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen goodbye
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You’re healing every time you
get out of bed because there’s something you’re excited about.
don’t think about people who left.
clean the clutter in the room and dishes in your sink.
smile at yourself and random people.
do something kind and out of the blue to make someone happy.
work out or meet with friends even though you have no energy to.
calm yourself down when your thoughts race.
remember to drink water.
don’t dwell on things you can’t control.
do things good for yourself, even though you have no motivation.
tell yourself that you’re growing from this, and you won’t feel like this forever.
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Adulthood is realising Joey is a great guy and Ross is a dick.
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TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING
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The Octopus That Ran Away From The Circus
Researchers discovered this unknown species of octopus that inflates like a circus tent 撚
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R E B L O G T H E P I G E O N .
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