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please be patient with me im from the 1900s

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god i love how pitbulls are like

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in a kinder world i live in an i spy page

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this is what it feels like to open your notifications after you posted what u thought would be a banger but youve only gotten 1 like

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The final boss of “learning social skills” is seeing someone online say something about a special interest of yours that’d be the literal perfect opportunity for you to talk about it but deciding not to do it because the person made the comment so long ago it’d be kind of weird to reply now. If you can restrain yourself, you’ll be awarded the “King of Acting Normal” prize on national television by the president. Or so I’m told.

#that’s incredible #fav

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#hades

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MY doctor ☝️🤞

#house md

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did the dinosaurs look at the meteor and thought "how pretty"?

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#house md

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I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence

Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.

Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.

#thank god i never upgraded

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The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

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magical girl but the person you become when you transform is not you. it is something else. and the line between you and your magical form is drawing ever closer and yet so far away

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Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

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like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

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There should be a fanfic writing game called the showrunners challenge where someone writes a story and partway through someone else can play things like "actor leaves after 4000 more words" or "topic now too politically sensitive due to unforeseen world events" or "lost rights to that reference"

#save