NO ONE is doing it like my chemical romance. releases a new single out of nowhere after over six years, absolutely no buildup or promotion, and it's six minutes long exactly. and it SLAPS
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*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*
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i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping
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You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
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comedy peaked when jim henson decided that the best way to show a character being blown up or jumping was to just throw the entire muppet around
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