I’m trying to gauge whether what I consider a normal length hospital stay is, well, normal
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i wish i could go to DORLEY HALL. i would be LOCKED IN A BASEMENT. i would eat WEETABIX. i would have REPRESSED HOMOEROTIC MOMENTS with BOYS. i would be more likely to be TASED BY WOMEN. my BAULS
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Don’t look away.
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this MIGHT be evelin miller mandela catalogue 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻💯💯
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churchy church
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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields
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one of my favorite facts about gekko hayashi (artist who drew gay erotica) is that he was straight guy who pivoted from sci-fi & monster stuff to illustrating for gay & bdsm mags at like 50 years old because he wanted to expand his artistic horizons, and compensated by lack of lived experience by setting up a phone line for gay men to call in & recount their stories so he could illustrate them...legend
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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon
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they should give you a big certificate & a kiss on the lips if you’re trans & you go swimming for the first time as a woman
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i have never been more instantly influenced by media than when i was a kid in middle school or maybe freshman of hs and witnessed that scene in adventure time where finn eats a sandwich and drinks a whole glass of milk or orange juice i forget which and immediately takes a nap on the couch while smiling. i remember pausing the tv, going to the kitchen, fixing myself up with that exact setup and then falling asleep. completely drone-like in its execution. i’ve never been hypnotized like that by anything before or since
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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.
2/11/2005 - 24/5/24
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assume for the sake of this poll that the ubi is a comfortable living wage and that you can get a job in any field you’d like.
also if you picked ‘for another reason’ pls put why in the tags/comments im curious :]
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dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.
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was feeling down. saw smug cat. felt happy. drew cat with brushes i’ve been meaning to try. serotonin captured. (truly can’t find the tumblr post anywhere now, it i saw it here on tumblr… if this is your cat: it is extremely cute and made me happy)
art by ghostieking
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UNWARRANTED?
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