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animorphs in a nutshell

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If Animorphs had achieved the popularity of HP we'd be living in a much better world now (source)

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Pop quiz! which plot does NOT occur in Animorphs?

A) local teen does brain surgery on her alien friend using a slug for help

B) dogs built the pyramids

C) Atlantis is real and the people there want to kill you

D) a hawk caused the extinction of the dinosaurs

E) the kids went to another timeline and killed Hitler

F) a random kid at school pushes someone's cousin down a hospital elevator shaft and then gets trapped as a rat

G) girl vomits up alligator

H) god is a gamer

I) gay alien centaurs

J) kids infiltrate the CIA and borrow explosives from the government

K) a child almost dies of rabies while his friends are shrunken and fighting mini enemies inside of his body

The answer is.... L) none of the above. All of these things happened in Animorphs.

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i think they should put them down after this

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YOU CAN PUT THINGS IN THE TEST TUBES

the threat has been contained

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[Autotuned]: So when I was 16, I used to work in a grocery store. And we had one customer that always came in and was very obviously mentally ill. And one day I was bagging her groceries and she said to me, 'don't you wish it was back to the cotton picking days?' and I was like, 'hmm...' and she was like, 'don't you wish it was back to the cotton picking days!' and I was like 'as in slavery?' and she was like, 'yes' and I was like, 'why the fuck would you ask me that?' and my manager was like, 'what's going on?' and I was like, 'I'm gonna have to step away before I throw a punch at an elderly woman,' and she was like, 'okay, go in the break room.' A week later we found out that woman had a heart attack and died! And I'm not saying she deserved it, but I'm saying God's timing is always riiiiiight.

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they thought.

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