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DISNEY HAS EVERY EPISODE OF KIM POSSIBLE ONLINE FOR FREE 

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Government Secret #43

Teletubbies are real, having been hunted for sport until they were eradicated in the war of 1812. A few brave survivors started a show to help the others rise again.

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Hi! I’m auditioning for the Phantom and I’ll be singing Chandalier by Sia.

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Hi I’m auditioning for the part of a metamorphic rock and I’ll be singing “under pressure” by Queen

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hi I’m auditioning for the role of Oedipus and I’ll be singing Motherlover by The Lonely Island

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thenoliablog

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I also think it’s not a cool thing that when Taylor Swift does the exact same thing, she gets a lot of shit for it and Sam Smith gets a lot of praise…double standard. Cool, media.

Tyler Oakley on Sam Smith calling out his ex boyfriend in his Grammy acceptance speech (via partylike-its1989)

as if he wasn’t the first person to talk shit, please.

(via ialmostdonot)

(Hi friends! It’s Tyler! Yeah, I was totally part of the problem and I had no clue until a lot of people pointed it out to me. So, I apologized multiple times on YouTube, my Podcast, and across social platforms. Now, years later, I choose to use my platform to do and be better. There are plenty of instances where I contradict myself or was snarky before (thinking I was being funny but actually being problematic) and now years later I know better. Your opinions aren’t always going to align if you’re online for 8 years. But honestly, I’d rather have it go this way: ignorant before, doing better now - as opposed to the other way around. Thank God I’m growing up!) - Tyler

(via tyleroakley)

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Why would you ever want a younger sibling, We’re assholes 

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thenoliablog oh my god bod would look at Samuel and be like same buddy same

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percy: of course I'm straight

percy: I'm the straightest dude around

annabeth: ...

percy: like I'm totally a bro dude like seriously man I'm totally a-

annabeth: y'know now that I think about it, Luke wasn't that attractive

percy: aNNABETH WHTA THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU WHY WHAT HTE FUCK I CAN'T BELIEV-

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rip to all the friendship potential that could have been in HoO

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Pretty much finished! @marlinrae sugggested Nico di Angelo, child of Hades, to be the subject for my bone-oriented school project!

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straight cis men will pick and choose who they want to date based on their boob size and waist to hips ratio but as soon as a woman jokes about dating a billionaire who can spoil her while he flies across the world men basically air-drop in to complain about how picky women are

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Italian thenoliablog

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FB.com/Israelwc

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FB.com/Israelwc