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she has been pickled for her crimes
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so basically chappell roan opened her gov ball set by projecting a giant "am i gay" quiz on the screen, came painted all in green as the statue of liberty while smoking a cig in an apple, talked about trans rights, woman rights and palestine, told the white house to go fuck themselves and went on to play a new song. THIS is why she is the IT girl of the generation.
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Robot girl who was built out of gaming laptop parts so every time she tries to do anything that requires effort she overheats and passes out within minutes
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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said โ€œi give these to children and people with a certain vibe.โ€
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floored to know something about me aligns with this duck
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would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
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Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
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10/28/2021
3 days of excess
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scared. Dont pick up my rock ok im hiding under there
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me at the job i begged god for
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big day today
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rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from
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as is tradition I would like to wish a happy pride month specifically to this Indian guy I used to work with who came SPRINTING to find me when there was some buzz in India about gay marriage being legalized (this was in like 2018ish, it's sadly ended up not panning out) to ECSTATICALLY say "you know what this means??? it means men better start acting better, or their wives are going to leave them for women!!!" he was so excited for all of these hypothetical women who were about to finally leave their loser husbands and lez out. that's a true ally, I hope he's thriving wherever he is.
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spooky ghost stories for @boatemvillagezine ๐Ÿ‘ป
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my dealer: got some straight gas ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜› this strain is called โ€œhermitcraft 10โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ youll be zonked out of your gourd ๐Ÿ’ฏ
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a death star in the shopping district
my buddy iskall, pacing: i'm in a secret relationship with joel smallishbeans
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