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CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY dir. Tim Burton, 2005

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i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

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Tim: What am I doing wrong?

Steph: Do you want me to answer as a friend or therapist?

Tim: A friend.

Steph: See a therapist.

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Tim: Everyone has asked me if i’m a glass half full or a glass half empty person.

Tim: and I have finally come to this conclusion!

Tim: *abruptly smashes glass on the ground while cackling*

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It’s World Sleep Day

Log off.

Go back to bed.

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I know I watched this show but reading this makes me think I definitely didn't cause I thought vlad was the football guy when I saw the name and reading further makes me pretty sure he's not?

You know, it’s actually hilarious that if Vlad hadn’t hosted the reunion that he and Danny might have remained blissfully unaware of each other for a good while. Plasmius will be out there continually sending ghosts to kill Jack, not understanding how the man manages to survive (40% Danny fighting them off, 60% Jack Fenton is just That Bitch). Meanwhile there’s this goodie goodie ghost out there in Jack’s town that just annoys Vlad on principle. Maybe he goes to bully the strangely powerful newly formed ghost not knowing it’s his enemy’s son.

Then for Danny’s perspective you have this smarmy asshole ghost who is scarily powerful and keeps whooping Danny’s butt. Dan is genuinely scared of this ghost so actually makes an effort for him not to find out he’s human and where he lives. So Danny always disappears mid-fight before he passes out. (Vlad thinks he’s gone hiding in the Zone, Danny meanwhile is bleeding out in a nearby alley). Also apparently the ghost has a massive grudge against his dad so he’s like subtly asking his folks if any of their good friends died horrifically also were assholes who beat up kids.

The ghosts, meanwhile, are looking back and forth at the two halfas like “I’m not gonna tell them, why would I tell them? You tell them! No way I’m not getting involved in their stupid human squabbles, you tell them!” 

To make things even more hilariously complicated, Vlad gets so fed up he takes a long vacation to Amity Park to “reconnect” to his old college friends. He’ll kill Jack with his own two hands and figure out why that white haired ghost boy confuses him so. Vlad Masters and Danny Fenton meet face to face for the first time and their is instant animosity neither can explain. You know the Love Square for Miraculous Ladybug? Get ready for the Hate Square. Vlad Masters/Plasmius and Danny Fenton/Phantom hate each other in all their forms. Danny is trying to be polite but wondering why mom and dad’s creepy friend is setting off his fight or flight and Vlad is just rubbed the wrong way by Jack and Maddie’s creepy, sullen son. They enter a room and both their ghost senses go off and they just swivel their heads around like absolute idiots. 

Let’s make this even funnier and say all this goes down during Reign Storm. Vlad awakens the ghost king who promptly drags the whole town into hell. The annoying little hero wannabe Phantom ghost is fighting him for causing trouble also stopping him killing Jack p l u s Jack’s equally annoying son will not stop bothering him. Danny is at his wits end fighting this Wisconsin Ghost and then going home to the smug billionaire in the guest room. Of course there comes a point where they both de-power in front of each other and it’s just the Spider-Man pointing meme. Both Danny and Vlad are standing there like “are you saying we’ve been going around and around each other for months and not realizing we’re both the same freaky species??”

The ghosts are watching all this drama unfold with ghost popcorn, this is better than cable. 

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An interview with Devin Grayson (aka the writer for the Nightwing series in the early 2000s)

DC Comics today:

make him fucking bi dc i dare you

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THE ROYAL FAMILY AND INSTITUTION’S NEGLIGENCE WITH THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS

— Diana, Princess of Wales 1995, with Martin Bashir — Meghan, Duchess of Sussex 2021, with Oprah Winfrey

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so, why do it then?

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they’re so proud they don’t want to eat it. tim takes a photo to show alfred. jason asks if he can be unadopted 

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COMMUNITY APPRECIATION WEEK Day 1: Favourite Character ♡ Annie Edison ♡ “Well I want to live in the same home for more than a year, order wine without feeling nervous, have a resume full of crazy mistakes instead of crazy lies. I want stories and wisdom, perspective. I wanna have so much behind me I’m not a slave to what’s in front of me, especially those flavorless unremarkable Marvel movies.”

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YES.

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alfred: master richard, master jason, you are aware that you have access to as much food as money can buy, I hope ?

jason and dick: shhhh

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this one goes out to bruce for adopting everything that moves, and to cass and damian for being perfect <3