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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
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im at baby city. and i just took a taxi. to the shapes and colors store
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every day there is some future fucking lib congressional staffer in my notes saying "sure what biden is doing now is bad but if Trump were in office he'd be doing X" and then biden does X the next day
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stupids
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how?? just how?
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personal-breeze · 4 hours
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Hey guys, I have a priority fundraiser rotation for you:
Fadi & Shahed: 5,885 USD out of 62.5k
Sana'a & Sujood: 15,049 £ out of 50k
Mahmoud Qassas: 12,466$ out of 200k
Ezzideen Shehab: 11,075€ out of 32.5k.
Hussam Aburamadan: 17,657€ out of 148k.
Hamdi Hijazi: 6,614$ out of 25k.
Suheir Hojok: 17,557 AUD out of 70k.
Madleen Abu Jayyab: 33,808$ out of 70k.
Hani Al-Hajjar: 2,536€ out of 50k.
Little Yusuf: 664€ out of 85k.
Nael Helles: 255$ out of 50k.
Alia's family: 516€ out of 30k.
Hala's family: 350 CAD out of 50k.
Mohammed Al Shaer: 150£ out of 50k
Mona Abu Hamda: 75k out of 150k.
Sahar El Tibi: 15€ out of 30k.
Youssef Munir: 596£ out of 50k.
Muhammad Munir: 1,528£ out of 45k.
Amal & Ruba A.S.: 0€ out of 50k.
I have personally verified every one of these campaigns listed here.
The invasion of Rafah grows nearer everyday. Please understand the urgency of this campaign.
Version date: April 30th 2024.
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personal-breeze · 4 hours
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chronic pain is the opposite of peak cock. this is so not penis
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personal-breeze · 4 hours
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Dare I ask what's an Acceptable Kind of Horny?
in truth there is no acceptable kind... but if you really must do it, then lust after efficient agricultural spending, well-paved roads, community enriching statues of branson dundy and other positive role models, that sort of thing
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personal-breeze · 4 hours
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unemployed girl swag
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personal-breeze · 4 hours
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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personal-breeze · 4 hours
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Just say the weird thing!!! you will attract a crazy girl who wants to be your best friend.
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(Nsfw) This girl I used to mess around with was super rich, and when we hooked up I would blindfold her for kink reasons and also so I could steal fancy booze from her parents liquor cabinet. I stopped cuz I felt bad but then her mom said that people who couldn’t afford to buy teslas were fucking the planet up so I slid in her dms to see if I could start up again
STOP THATS SO FUNNY
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BABY
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Woah hey!
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personal-breeze · 4 hours
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in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first
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