baldurs gate is gonna suck in like four months when, during its recovery efforts, it gets swept by the bubonic plague because the late cazador is no longer funneling the city's diseased rats to his spawn
Guess what chapter I'm about to work on everybody....
(yes, I am such a freakishly huge d&d nerd that I'm plotting a fanfic battle on dndbeyond 😂 Tyrus and Astarion have their character sheets all ready! Time to start rolling some dice!)
astarion: cazador always warned us to stay clear of this neighborhood. never said why, though.
jaheira: ah. the last spawn who tried was, uh, sunk into the cobblestones and left for the sun to find. i had an unfortunate taste for theatrics, in my youth.
astarion, soundly mildly shocked: ah! yes, that was probably it.