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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

#team xyz

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“Come outside promise we won’t jump you.”

Happy bully Dennis day!!! Hope yall enjoy the event :)

#alternative captions: #''pictures taken seconds before dennis's window is destroyed and his shit is kicked in #'' #''we are g. we are going to beat you to death'' #xyztag #one of the posts of all time.

[phantomknights]

“Come outside promise we won’t jump you.”

Happy bully Dennis day!!! Hope yall enjoy the event :)

[phantomknights]

“Come outside promise we won’t jump you.”

Happy bully Dennis day!!! Hope yall enjoy the event :)

[phantomknights]

“Come outside promise we won’t jump you.”

Happy bully Dennis day!!! Hope yall enjoy the event :)

[phantomknights]

“Come outside promise we won’t jump you.”

Happy bully Dennis day!!! Hope yall enjoy the event :)

[phantomknights]

“Come outside promise we won’t jump you.”

Happy bully Dennis day!!! Hope yall enjoy the event :)

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#cetoddle w/ shuckle partner.. i am ok with this i sense shenanigans in the future

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#I WILL GLADLY VACUUM FOREVER AT THE COST OF NO DISHES OR LAUNDRY

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SERENA GOT TO PUNCH HIM WHY CANT I

I get that Yuto is a kind boy, really sweet guy

But why is he so nice to Dennis? Let him be mean!

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Dennis Execution Day

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Dennis Execution Day

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Dennis Execution Day

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i would not fucking say that.jpg

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i messed up in coloring that but i didnt save it as a .clip so . oops. you guys get the fucked up version

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if any of you were wondering if upon a star is still happening the answer is yes, i hope

(do not tag as genderbend)

#yuuto's art #xyztag #yugioh arc v #ygo arc v #arc v #yuuya sakaki #yuya sakaki #yuto arc v #yuuto arc v #counterpartshipping #egaoshipping #polluted water

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all your issues with modern anime are this cunt's fault btw

#fuck this guy but also congrats on her transition or whatever