ned chicane is sooo character. he's a skilled burglar but he's broke, he's a sensationalist and a cryptozoologist, he's a pathological liar who's just as persuasive when he's telling the truth as not, he refuses to harm a fellow human being, he runs a terrible and weirdly popular late-night TV show, he constantly tries to protect a town that does not return the favor, he is canonically in possession of george clooney's oscar, he's a self-declared coward who will always put himself in harm's way if it means protecting his friends, he has multiple fake IDs and passports and no one knows his legal name, he's the smartest dumbass you've ever met, he takes a bullet for dani as penance because hurting aubrey was his greatest regret even before they knew each other and he can't hurt her again, he can't let anyone get hurt again, he will not let someone else die because of him. he will not.
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it must be so fucking funny to be a dungeon meshi anime only. imagine searching fanart of your favorite anime and every single time there is some fucking catgirl among the cast that's nowhere to be seen in the show. it's a medieval adventure setting why the hell is everyone putting a catgirl in there. but she's always there hanging out with the gang like shes always been there. real life Graggle Simpson
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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i've been using it as a username for ages but both here and on twitter its taken by inactive accounts. you will be dealt with
i want to change my url to seefaster but on here its taken by a hlvrai blog that hasn't posted since 2022. how do i make them delete.
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i want to change my url to seefaster but on here its taken by a hlvrai blog that hasn't posted since 2022. how do i make them delete.
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for some reason i thought liechtenstein is a city state
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I hate it when he slays this hard
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"succession sundays was a blast on here" "we used to have real television" it ended last year?????????
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"griffin ate a banana the wrong way and got famous for it and now you're like oh no my boy"
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i don't think these are words that exist
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Im curious.
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honestly who gaf if the kids invented a bunch of new slang for sex or drugs or porn or whatever... like is it hellish for tiktok advertising policy to be driving certain linguistic innovation? maybe but i have bad news for you about the effect of capitalism on all aspects of culture and society for the last half millennium or so. also have a conversation with people older than 16 if it pisses you off that bad likeee
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