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In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

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getting a note on a super old post

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Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way better than saying you’re a cashier at McDonald’s

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Hey guys, I’m going to be moving to cerulean-space! I’ll have to get it all set up, so look it up in about ten minutes. c:

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Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

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We share the language of creativity, and the language of dreams.

Massimo Bottura on his wife.

I needed to write this one down.

(via the-mountain-man)

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yoooo they got this crazy sale goin on, for literally $0.00 u can mind ur own fucking business!!! 

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Å̦̬̥͍͉̭̐͟͝R̻̲̲̩͕ͦ̽ͫ͡E̹͙̼͔̰̭̥͚ͦ͐͝ ̶́͏͉Y̴̱̤̣̽̾̂̈̓́̚Ǫ͉̊̂ͮ̅ͥ́Ű̷̘͉͙̣̘͈̥ͮ̔͢ ̧̘̟̙̫̱̤ͬͮ͂͟͡R̶͛ͫ̀҉͕͙̰̠ͅE̓͐̋̓̆̈҉̥͉̹̯̩Ã̸͉̰̞̰̫̹͉D̦̙͚̄̄̒̓͛̀ͫͨ͐Y̶̧̥̯̹͛ͩ̍͆ͨ̈́̏̓ͦ ̾̍͊͆ͮͧͧ͒͘҉̰̠̪͙͇̲̠ͅK̶̖̝͔̹̻̳ͪ͂͋̔͛͑̚͠I̷̷̍̉ͨ̽͒̈͏̙D͕̥̖̤̐̎ͪ̔̆S̲̩͓̏̉ͯ͢?͖̹̞͔͈̝̪̞̓ͥ̉ͪ͐͂̔̌̀̕ 

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shit wrong blog

-every tumblr user with a side blog (via pinkmanjesse)

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tall people = the enemy 

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taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪

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ok sorry but I have to draw attention to this

most snakes look like this when they’re hatching, right? 

like “oh, hello world!!”

“It’s nice to meet u!!!”

“I’m a lil’ snek!!!!!!!”

“I’m very cute!!!”

But then there’s the western hognose 

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