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pierrot, pierrot

#q

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trying to sleep tonight feeling like a child who accidentally stole a library book except i actually did something wrong and i wont find out for two days what it was

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university only sends out their bullshit emails at 10pm every night after they arrest and mace like 50 students saying its okay to protest but only if you follow these state mandated guidelines and if you dont we'll pepper spray and bodyslam you

#today it was the vp i assume bc there is a mass campaign for the president to step down

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#yeah

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ok no its actually so over for me

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bubbles literally just wants someone to care about and support him im gonna kill my self i have too much goimh on to be watching this show i need to just take three benadryls and be done with today

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the two outcomes are that my mother is correct and they have an old address and this isnt for me OR that they really are summoning me to pay a fine for a crime i don't remember committing. these are equally likely in my mind

there was a card for a civil process cop stuck in my door when i got home and my mom keeps trying to tell me they probably just have an old address but until i can call them in the morning im certain that im going to jail forever. for all the nail polish ive stolen

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Totally unrelated but I think many ppl are under the impression that they’re real lovers and yearners when really they are just addicted to being sad. It has nothing to do with the other person at all. It’s honestly just some twisted narcissistic longing. Like why are u still thinking about ur ex. Find beauty in the present instead of only ever staring at insides of your own skull. Write a poem about something happy for a change. Say something beautiful and true for once bro.

#prev logan is the olympic gold medalist for being addicted to being sad

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Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

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EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS 🕺 THE WENIS IS A DANCE 💃 EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS 🧠 WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE 👯

#siobhans actual shock is what made it

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“Chipmunk tasting almonds for the first time”

(via)

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watching the wire to prepare myself for whatever im being sent to jail for

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before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

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there was a card for a civil process cop stuck in my door when i got home and my mom keeps trying to tell me they probably just have an old address but until i can call them in the morning im certain that im going to jail forever. for all the nail polish ive stolen