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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

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being poor is traumatic. even if you’re not homeless or starving. never being able to get anything nice for yourself, never being able to go out to eat without feeling guilty, never being able to do anything fun that isn’t free, making you housebound in bad weather because you can’t afford to go to a cafe or a movie. it takes a toll. being poor under capitalism makes your life a waking nightmare. this post must be reblogged by everyone.

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

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its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.

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Some more would be nice ;-;

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yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

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𝒪 𝑅 𝒟 𝐸 𝑅

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Whumper as a punishment introduces whumpee to a animal/insect (spider,snake,?) they are really scared of, whumper let's it lose on whumpee . Despite being harmless whumpee is really scared of it.

Possibly the whumper and whumpee being Zayne and Jay 😁

"Shh, don't make any sudden movements now. You'll never know how it's going to react," Whumper taunted, taking full advantage of Whumpee's fears.

Even without that warning, Whumpee completely froze up. The snake slithered from Whumper's hands onto their schouder. They squeezed their eyes shut but couldn't block out the cold and heavy sensation sliding over their schoulders, the scaly touch to the back of their neck. They flinched and let out a squeaky hiccup when the snake's tongue flicked against their jaw.

"Now not to worry. This snake doesn't bite. Or, well, it could snap at you when you're not careful but it's not poisonous. It's a constrictor snake," Whumper said as the snake slowly but surely wrapped itself around Whumpee's neck.

Whumpee shakily brought their hands up, but they didn't dare touch it let alone try to pull it away.

"Don't bother, love," Whumper said, hum in his voice and watching on to see what happened. "Once it actually decides to start squeezing that soft neck of yours, neither of us can do anything about it. Its muscles are too strong."

"P-please," they whispered, "please, take it away."

"Not yet, darling, not yet. Let's see if it considers you a prey."

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(I bring a sort of “Everyone has inherent worth regardless of their productivity” Vibe to every conversation that ableists don’t really seem to like)

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Just Shane at work things

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reblog if you're a fucked up creature 👍🏾

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kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little

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#croc is the way

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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both