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One Day

One day I will be useful One day I will be useful One day I will be useful One day I will be useful One day I will be useful One day I will be useful One day I will be useful One day I will be useful One day I will be useful One day I will be useful One day I will be useful One day I will be useful

One day I will be the sand to stretch transparent water miles out to sea One day I will be the moss on the trees that plays an infallible role to the health of the forest. One day I will be the bloodhound who hunts enough game to provide for his starving master. One day I will be the bloodhound to enclose master’s child in a furry barricade of love. One day I will be the howling gust that suffocates a lighter from sparking a fag. One day I will be the “right guy” to turn a impoverished musician to the right producer.

One day I will be the hummingbird that pollinates his perfect flower One day I will be the him to light her world with his perfect; her favorite flower.

Today is not this day. Nor tomorrow. But…

One day.

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harry potter and the half blood prince, a summary

ron & hermione: but what proof do you have that malfoy is a death eater?

harry:

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JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon.

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snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children. 

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reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

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空海 | 裸餅 [pixiv] 

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A variety of renders from the khx 2nd anniversary. I filled in Roxas’s and Namine’s body that Sora and Kairi block, as well as switched heads to their original clothes. For use!

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Hey Brother - Avicii [listen] (c)

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I have crossed the horizon to find you

I know your name 

They have stolen the heart from inside you

But this does not define you

This is not who you are

You know who you are

know who you are , Moana

Bonus // Video version ^^

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My stupid kingdom hearts summaries

Kingdom Hearts 1: the most simple of the bunch. Happy go lucky Disney to suffering. Sora kills himself, but his girlfriend, Kairi, brings him back. His boyfriend, Riku, is a jealous douche.

Chain of Memories: There's cards, confusion, a pink hair dude and antenna bitch making a precious bab do stuff because they want Sora's ass. Sora gets mad a lot. Sora goes to sleep for a whole year. Riku tries. There's two Riku's. Let it go.

Kingdom hearts 2: Who the fuck is Roxas? Wait, no Roxas. Sora just wants to go the fuck home. Mansex. Happy end, yay!

358/2: Really happy friendship turns into lots of feels and suffering and no one eats anything but ice cream. XION!! Got it memorized?

Birth by Sleep: Poor angsty boy, blueberry mom, and a cinnamonroll all end up in me sort of hell for ten years and non of them deserve it. There is also a really cool Jedi keyblade master and evil sora. Xehanort can just fuck a cactus and die.

Coded: Wut... what was the point-oh the letter... oh...

Dream Drop Distance: Sora is constantly stalked then kidnapped before being saved by his really gay boyfriend, Riku. Young Xehanort is best Xehanort.

0.2: PLEASE SAVE AQUA SOON!! AAAAA!! MY POOR MOM IS SUFFERING IN LITERAL HELL!!

Khux: The beginning of all the suffering and basically every kid dies... Ven wtf are you doing there? Wtf is in that box?

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One half of the KHUX players:  I got Kairi [EX] after my first draw, I want to thank my family, my friends, god in heaven and Tetsuya Nomura himself for making this possible *loud sobbing*

The other half of the KHUX players: I pulled 300 times, spent my entire life savings on this game, used my future heritage for this but I still haven’t gotten the Kairi [EX] medal. I will have to starve for the next few months. Winter is coming.

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kh protagonists: have beautiful names with meanings both obvious and deep; can be interpreted in several ways; makes you appreciate the thought and effort put into it

khux: Brain

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Clerodendrum thomsoniae aka, the Bleeding Heart Vine?

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Posting this shit here too

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Beard again ! (They did’t removed his beard in female version ! Again !) Okay Fine ( =w=)//

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Kingdom Hearts: 2002-2017

♛ Happy 15th Anniversary! ♛

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My dash did the thingy