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:O My lil friend's a magpie!!

Went on some travels today

#thank you to everyone who told me so #cause we dont get magpies where i used to live so ive never seen them before #but they're everywhere here and i knew they couldnt be ravens but was otherwise stumped #and yes i took a lot of photos of him #he let me get like 3 feet away i was very excited #welcome to birdwatching side of tumblr i guess

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Went on some travels today

#someone please tell me what this bird is called #Adventures In Alberta

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Some MattJack dump

(Featuring Christian Cage)

#their relentless shenanigans never fail to delight me #AEW

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#saw one in real life yesterday #was standing behind a 5-7 year old kid at a crosswalk who pointed it out #the kid was laughing so hard and said to his parent 'it looks so stupid!' #and the parent was also laughing as he reminded his kid that stupid wasnt a nice word #but yeah literal children are laughing at you if you buy this because they think you're an idiot

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I know kayfabe is dead, but I really wish wrestlers pretended it wasn't but poorly

Mainly because I think it'd be hysterical if there was a mayor of a fairly little-known city in Tennessee who constantly got bombarded with questions of "You kinda look like Kane" and he'd have to respond "No, see, Kane has fire powers and is a demon and as you can see, I do not have fire powers"

#and it would be especially funny when wrestlers go by their real names #'hey your license says John Cena are you the wrestler John Cena?' #'never met the man in my life'

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#this is what i feel like sending when im told to sit in the corber

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no nuance just pick

#now im not going to go into it #but it was decided in a court of law that whatever is written about wrestling characters is NOT about the real people #there was a lawsuit about it in 2000 so a judge says no wrestling is not rpf

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Before Chuckie T enters, Orange is right there by the entrance, clapping for him <3

#see theyve been in love for years #its kinda that 'ill love you in any universe' sort of thing #Chuck Taylor #Orange Cassidy

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#physically yes #mentally no #i am literally so worried for Wednesday im glad i have Thursday off so i can cry if need be #Kenny Omega

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Top 5 AEW Wrestlers Who Are Definitely Masochists

Swerve Strickland (stapled himself. Anyone who staples themselves is into some freak shit)

Darby Allin (got hit by a bus and ended the post with 'lol')

Wheeler Yuta (openly begs people to punish him, usually from his knees)

Chuck Taylor (keeps giggling during street fights when he's getting the piss beat out of him. Wonder where Yuta got it)

Cody Rhodes (he could have vetoed it, but he decided to spend 15 minutes writhing around in pain on live TV while MJF whipped him. Also broke his boob and wrestled that way)

#i encourage debate and fights over this post #keep in mind i take masochist to mean someone who enjoys pain #not necessarily someone who enjoys inflicting it #because the term for that is sadist #and covers a lot of the other wrestlers in AEW #AEW

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

#one of my resolutions living here is to go to the library once a week at least #and this is just me bragging but my library is particularly excellent #see the population of this town is probably 60% transient and doesnt stay longer than a year #so doesnt have time or money to furnish their place top to bottom #so my library offers a library of things where you can check out items you might only use once or twice #like crockpots and tool chests and baking supplies and bike repair kits #and you can just check them out like books! #which might make my library the coolest one

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Only Darby would end a post about being hit by a bus with "lol"

#the universe is trying so hard to get him to not climb everest #looking forward to Wednesday when Tony has to offer sympathies from the locker room without laughing #AEW

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📸 speedy.photo

#oh no they did a photoshoot #guess im just gonna have to be insane now #AEW #Chuck Taylor

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Blessing the timeline with Walter & Orange <3

#he's the dad who stepped up #im gonna have to read dustjim fics about that segment #AEW #Orange Cassidy

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Likely timeline: Sue drops Trent off for the fight

Good timeline: Sue drops Chuck off for the fight

Better timeline: Sue drops off Trent and then drives to the other side of the parking lot and drops off Chuck

Greatest timeline: Sue drops off Chuck only, but he gets out from the passenger seat and there is an insinuation that Chuck fucked Trent's mom to gain a psychological edge (he did not, he just had a sleepover and there were fresh cookies involved because she knows how upset he is at Trent bullying Orange)

#AEW #if these happen TK owes me royalties

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100% on brand.

#he is our oblivious king #AEW

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The best thing in the world is when Tony Schiavone gets to be a catty old bitch

#AEW