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girl im so scattered in the head it's like a handful of pebbles have been let down behind my cranial walls

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i love being on good terms w myself

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this keeps happening but flies are included on the list

ants confusing my leg hair for grass

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One Swedish expression that I enjoy is "käpprätt åt helvete", meaning straight as a kane to hell. Not only did the thing go bad, it went as bad as it could in the least amount of time, there was not even a grain of success made. It went to jail without passing "go".

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I really fucking love the Swedish expression "intelligensbefriad" = "freed from intelligence"

Like, you've left that intelligence behind, you're free to be an idiot now

#omg... iq-befriad #min bästis

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aldrig träffat en markus som inte är en hybristönt. de brukar se bra ut men det är alltid nåt jävligt med dem som är en dealbrejker antingen skelar de eller så har de inga naglar eller så inkluderar deras stil nån form av bakvänd keps

#svenska

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shorting depression meds with yakult

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WHEN HE TOUCHED AOBAS HAIR GENTLY im gonna throw up

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MIIIIIINK i wontchu as my wife please ud be such a good wife

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mink smoke a cigarette and blow the smoke in my face and then i smoke a pack of cigarettes myself and then he beats me unconscious ❤️

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i really want kojaku to pick me up by the neck and do me but i also with i was aoba of course and i wish i did drugs at the club with mink but as myself of course

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fighting the urge to say bless you to the random person sneezing in the public toilet

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what in nævis

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omfg ME NEXT

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oh to be the tree that got shen wei and zhao yunlan's love story printed on it

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my broken nail clippers have been taken out from the cabinet to taunt me

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5pm shift prep cheeky cry laying in the bathtub shower water on my ass wishing i was institutionalised