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hot take: if it takes you literal days or even weeks to respond to a text with even just a simple "Im burnt out right now, will text more later", you are the problem.

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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

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platonic besties you can flirt with and talk kink with and be extremely physically comfortable with, you agree.

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I have terrible taste in people because I'll meet someone who is mean to me and bullies me and literally would murder me given the chance and I'll be like yeah I want that one.

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there's perverts on here who will enjoy this

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Sex that looks like you're murdering me

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someone: *hates me with a burning passion, is mean to me and probably wants to actually kill me*

me:

my heart: I like that one

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making a collection

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clenches my fist. im being so normal about dsmp right now. hey completely unrelated does anyone else think abotu cq eating schlatt's heart at hjs funeral does anyone else ever thinjk about that or is it just me

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just wanna make out while you hold my cock and feel it pulse and throb for you

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Love when I'm fucking a cute bitch and they start moaning oh god as I fuck a load into them

Like mmhm, that's me sweetheart— you praying and begging for me to go even rougher? Praying for more of me inside you, little dove~?

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Wdym you won't suck the barrel of my gun as I'm rearranging your insides with my cock? :(

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Sorry I moaned when you described what you'd do to me. I'll do it again

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hey can i just smell you? no it’s not weird i promise just let me sniff? no why are you looking at me funny i just wNnnasniff

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are you so embarrassed about your cumslut self that you have to press together your legs? show of your cute tdick and desperate holes like a good slut now thats youve admitted thats what you are. and next time your boyfriend is fucking you how about you moan my name and make him all jealous. I'm sure that will go so well for you.

aw now what, you're not so nice and careful anymore huh? think you can get me to show off for you just cause i got your dick hard by playing a little? cause if that's all you got i think i actually might fucking laugh at you next time im getting fucked by my boyfriend instead. try harder ♡

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What do girls wear that turns you on?

My bruises