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feeling really really normal about all this btw

#genuinely I think if david beckham hadnt been David Beckham then gary wouldve captained england #gary neville #manchester united

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Good fit (progressed pretty far in standing lessons)

#he's standing like a human being those lessons are really paying off

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a Collection

#I love the prius one so so much it is incredible #gary neville

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a catalogue of non-definitive acts, chapter 6: Thirty years of hurt

//Jul 2006//Oct 2003//Jul 1998//Jun 2004//Jun 2016//Jan 2011//Dec 2005// ft. England's terrible, terrible track record at international tournaments

bonus snippet of one of my favourite pieces of dialogue I've ever written:

#every time I post a new chapter I have to fight the urge to not include dozens of newspaper clippings as reference #anyway. #beville

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behold: standing lessons.mp4

#the song choice im particularly proud of #gary neville

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I have a whole 'first day of standing lessons' compilation but im gonna be honest im almost in TEARS over this it's so funny

#its just so so much. idk. #gary neville

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would u guys still like me if I posted a 2 minute long video simply titled 'first day of standing lessons'

#this is a joke im posting it whether u like it or not

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in the post you just retweeted which is carra and which is gary !?

dfgsddsfd had to double check what the post was but it's very very simple:

Gary: guy who knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend

Jamie: guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

also this reminded me of my carraville core beliefs post so feel free to refer back to that

#in that jamie is insane enough about gary that he doesn't have to actually like men to like him #meanwhile gary is insane enough about men to not realise that jamie is Different #carraville

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

#carraville. sorry guys

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my dream has come true they still hate each other

hey gary you should flirt with young men more often it really pisses james off

#ITS SO FUNNYYYYY

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HE'S SO MAD THAT NOBODY'S CHOOSING BECKS DKJAFHGKJDFHGKFSGFS

#this is like watching a wife get passive agressive towards her husband when he's done something to offend her #gary neville #jamie carragher #stick to football #carraville #beville

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jamie's been on a war path today. tbh

#first talking about the fit at the euros then the spiked drink then valencia #he's so abnormal about this little manc #jamie carragher #gary neville #stick to football #carraville

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LOVE a jill and roy friendship moment it's giving 'brother annoyed by his much younger sister'

#stick to football

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mocking the manc because words of affirmation are your love language and he has never given you a compliment, ok nugget

#LITERALLYYYYYY

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I NEED THEM KILLEDDDDDD

#what is this what is HAPPENING #gary neville #jamie carragher #stick to football #carraville

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this is my new roman empire

#he done that alright. #roy. roy i just wanna talk. #stick to football #gary neville #roy keane #beville #also jill looks sooooo pretty today btw

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ROY MAKING JOKE ABT GAZ & BECKS???