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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

#YEAS

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#tgis is what happened to me #thats why im like this

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Today's Seals Are: Soaking Weaners

#GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME !!!!!!!!!!!!! #animals

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A co-worker of mine was standing outside with me during a break from customers to share a cigarette with me, and told me about how he had lost his brother that he was close with some years ago. He told me about how they used to be in a band together with some friends, and how ever since he'd died, he hadn't played any music because he'd been too scared and anxious. I told him about how I'd lost my brother to suicide some years ago.

I went home and pulled out an old tiny wooden box my brother had given me before he'd died. I'd been using it to store guitar picks I'd collected over the years, including one guitar pick that used to be his. I haven't played the guitar since he'd died, my hands are too small to play some of the chords, so I play bass and piano instead.

I went to work the next day and gifted my brothers old guitar pick to my co-worker. I told him that it'd been sitting in a box for ten years unused, and would probably sit there for longer if I kept it there. Told him that I thought he deserved to have it, because I bet he could put it to better use than I ever would. Told him I didn't feel like it was coincidence that me and him would cross paths with each other in our lives, and that it seemed suiting that we had these similar experiences but split in two halves. That somehow, I felt like he was meant to have the guitar pick. I told him that I knew he'd not played guitar since his brother died, but that if he ever decided to play again one of these days, maybe he'd be able to honor both of our brothers by using that guitar pick.

He almost cried. He thanked me. Then he went home that night and for the first time in years he played the guitar.

I don't know what the meaning of life is or what my purpose is, but I do believe that love and human connection is one of the most important things in life. It's finding ways to tell strangers you love them and share experiences with others. I think it's all just about love.

#you could make a religion out of this

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I am making this wizard pile my agenda, and no one is taking it from me.

#i believe in the wizard4wizard multiverse #cr #bg3

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Messages of support and strength from Rafah, Palestine to the US student movement.

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they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋

#VAXILDAN #AND I WALK AWAY!!!!!!

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#diversity win! the continent's first asthmatic witcher

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#it was like a Thing in middle school that the majority of kids had grandparents who had lung cancer #like the health teacher had us raise our hands if a grandparent had lung cancer and was Dismayed

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#just the whole situation w our annual family reunion

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Rock bands used to just write about whatever the fuck. Not to be all "old music was better!" but when's the last time the world's highest selling band released a song about killing people with hammers. The Who made an entire rock opera about a deaf, mute, and blind guy who is so good at pinball that he inspires a cultlike group of devotees who think he's the next christ. It was released at the peak of their popularity and was made into a movie featuring people like Elton John and Tina Turner.

I think classic rock gets a reputation for being all about girls and cars and drugs but for about 15-20 years there were absolutely no rules on acceptable song subject matter. Pink Floyd has a song about a gnome going on an adventure. Alice Cooper has a whole album about breaking out of the Ableist Insane Asylum because he misses his dog. These weren't weird little indie groups, these were all highly successful charting bands getting radio airplay and selling out stadiums.

We need to bring this culture back. No more love songs. Sing about wizards.

#a lot of beatles songs are kind of genericy love songs but a lot of them are insane. does anyone remember rocky racoon

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It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers

#ok i understand the trundlers part but whats the heron #animals

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I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

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#human pet guy you will always be famous

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hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

#staff can we have this feature here... it would be disastrous i need it so bad