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Somedays I think I'm over Supernatural and then the tag is trending again and round through the 5 stages of grief I go.

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Jack Edwards Quote of the Day, April 30th 2024

"Pat Maroon had a bee under his bonnete, and trust me i know when he has a bee under his bonnete"

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every ref in the league signing in relief when jack retires and they’re not getting called out with their first and last name car make and model and home address anymore

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This will never NOT be funny

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i'd like to reiterate that i don't actually care who wins this series but the bruins fans tend to make better memes

#the hopelessness hasn't marinated in them for decades

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Watching this Bruins powerplay like wow is this how it feels to be Leafs fan.

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leafs/bruins, desperation, edging, rough sex, 15k words

I think its important to remember we're playing an absolutely desperate team, a team that might be the most desperate in modern hockey history. The fact we've kept it to 1 goal is impressive.

#this is probably not as funny as i—REBLOG

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"Every time I hear a horse whinny I will forever think of Cloris' unforgettable Frau Blücher. She is irreplaceable.” - Mel Brooks about Cloris Leachman

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via nhlbruins’s ig story

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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

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tech illiterate people are the funniest thing

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HELLO, welcome to the kitten gacha game!

here's how it works: all pointed cats are born white and mysterious. that's because pointing is temperature dependent, and cats are baked at an even temperature in the womb! as they age, their colder extremities develop colour

a while ago, I received photos of three pointed kittens, and had to guess where they fell on this chart based on subtle clues:

I ended up choosing a grub who developed into a seal point with white (my sweet Belphegor!)

and now I'm giving YOU the chance to choose! kittens A, B and C will each become one of the colours on the chart as they are manufactured age.

reserve them now at greerstothers.shop, and receive your enamel pin grown kitten in the mail!

(close-ups of the clues under the readmore)

feel free to guess their colourations in the replies/reblogs! I'm curious to see how many people get it right.

the enamel pins will come with a breakdown of their colour genetics on the backing card!

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Southern Gastric Brooding Frog (Rheobatrachus silus), family Myobtrachidae, found in the Blackall Range and Conondale Ranges in southeast Queensland, north of Brisbane, Australia

EXTINCT.

First discovered by western science in 1972 (possibly 1914), the last wild specimen was encountered in 1981, and the last captive specimen died in 1983.

The cause(s) for decline and extinction are unclear, but may include introduced species, habitat degradation, and the Chyrtrid fungus.

There is a project currently working to clone this frog. They have only been successful, so far, in cloning an embryo.

Females would swallow fertilized eggs, and brood them and tadpoles in her stomach. The metamorphosed froglets would emerge from her mouth later on.

There is considerable disagreement as to which family they should be included in (with some herpetologists putting the 2 species of Rheobatrachus into their own family).

photographs by AU Images and Michael Tyler

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—Juraj Slafkovský with a completely accurate yet non-hockey answer to this question about Cole Caufield is pure gold 😝😂

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Link to tweet bc I don’t pay for that shit to download the video. According to comments on the tampabaysds IG the sheriff’s office has been hanging up on people who call but the most recent comments have said to keep calling (as of last night). I can’t find any more info on UF currently but will post if I do!

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#where do y'all get strings of words like this?