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When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

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I think they can be besties, with the power of sheer, cunty outfits

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Not to Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes (1885) post on main but, the thing about Sherlock Holmes that many modern adaptations don’t understand is that Holmes and Watson are friends. Holmes loves Watson, and I don’t even mean this in a ship way. That’s his best friend who he cares for so much. Watson does not put up with Holmes, that is his best friend; that’s why they are near one another. They are also gay but like. You don’t have to understand that one yet.

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No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that's so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you'll say "Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you're right" and that doesn't mean you were "morally toxic" before, it means you're a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

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companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️

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through gritted teeth: a small social slip up does not mean someone is mad at me. a small social slip up does not mean someone is mad at me. a small social slip up

#unlearning shit is hard #my inner child is on the verge of tears #brb screaming

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"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

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A cooking tutorial

English added by me :)

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why are people so against negative character development? characters don’t need to improve and become better people they can get worse and make mistakes and end up in a worse state than when they began and it’s just as interesting and entertaining as characters developing positively

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There’s not many people that’ll understand what you’re going through. But I think this guy, Xavier, is one of them. He seems to genuinely want to help you. And that’s a rare thing, for people like us. So… what do you say, we give these geeks one more shot?

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three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

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RIP but also GET IN THERE AABRIA

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you know that scene in around the world in 80 days of DT's back? yeah