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JUDE BELLINGHAM

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Balde wasn’t even top 5 🤧🤧🤧🤧 we were saved

#daniel.txt

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my poor heart

#oh #juderling

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the ballon d'or only matters for yaoi reasons. will I be writing juderling victory fluff [sex] or consolation angst [sex]

#daniel.txt #my delusions #juderling #jude bellingham #erling haaland #ballon d'or

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I am a gimbappe hater first, and a human second

#daniel.txt #kylian mbappe #olivier giroud

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what the fuck was the explanation for this

#wish I was in football shipping fandom when this dropped #thena gain I was like 13 (?) when this dropped (euro 2020 I believe) #I was 12 for most of that though (?) so idk #hendolish #my delusions #jordan henderson #jack grealish

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their height difference

#“excuse me he asked for pickles...” #my delusions #poolie posting #movren #mo salah #mohamed salah #dejan lovren

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Bukayo: [watching "Best Sakanelli moments" on YouTube]

Gabi: What are you watching?

Bukayo, panicking: Porn.

#gooner posting #sakanelli

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LMAOOO LOOK AT ROBERTSON !

#ROBBOU #sovl

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Robbo learning french from Ibrahim is just 😭🥹♥️♥️♥️

#ROBBOU #[DIES]

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I’ve been saying poch is me cuz I too would just stare at Reece James and forget my interview

#daniel.txt #football #chelsea #mauricio pochettino #reece james

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me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic (it's lionel messi and sergio aguero)

#my delusions #kunessi #lionel messi #leo messi #sergio aguero #kun aguero #argentina nt

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listening to agora hills and thinking of martindale inexplicably. "it's so lonely in my mansion" martin calling aaron in the middle of the night,,,

#daniel.txt #gooner posting #my delusions #martindale #martin odegaard #aaron ramsdale

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if erling isn't martin's giant bodyguard bestie in your royal au what are you doing

#clearly you are lost #daniel.txt #gooner posting #martin odegaard #erling haaland

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mikel at in 2003 when he was a rangers player

#linda #WHO TF IS LINDA???

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hey guys hope I didn’t miss anything (missed pochteta derby)

#don’t ask why I haven’t responded to anything yet I’m not in the place to #but I couldn’t not post #daniel.txt

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sorry jurgendiola but you will never be the ultimate old men yaoi (xaviesta)

#xaviesta is special to me #my delusions #xaviesta #jurgendiola #xavi hernandez #andres iniesta #jurgen klopp #pep guardiola