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Imagine if someone told the police they’d spotted Mary Keay after she died and then a bunch of Sectioned officers showed up at Pinhole Books to arrest her for tax evasion

#the magnus archives #tma #mary keay #side note: if i met mary keay i would not survive because she’d go “welcome to pinhole books” #and then i’d go “haha. ‘hole’” and then shed fucking throttle me

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pivoted from “let me try actual lineart with this one” to “what counts as a line, really?”

#gerry keay #gerard keay #tma #the magnus archives #undescribed

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More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!

#rotating this in my mind like a boruto in the michael wave #jonathan sims #gerry keay #martin blackwood #tma #the magnus archives #undescribed

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I headcanon that s4-5 jon unknowingly dresses like sasha cuz i think s1 jon looked up to her and now hes subconsciously mimicking the way someone he cared about dressed even though he cant remember her anymore

#this is very mean. i like it. #the magnus archives #tma

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Cecil Gershwin Palmer, character of all time. He's gay. He has lyme disease. He's a PTA uncle. He's terrified of mirrors and for good reason. He's a cat dad. He's a DAD dad. He fell in love with his husband the first time he laid eyes on him. He got a barber run out of town. He regularly leaks classified police and government information on his radio show but kept his adopted son secret for ages. He has a complicated and tumultuous relationship with his mother. He's a gossipy bitch. He's in love with the job he was destined and cursed to have. He wears fanny packs. He's cried on air as many times as he's laughed. He has a true crime podcast. He calls his husband Kittycake. He has been a my fictional friend for over ten years.

#welcome to night vale #wtnv

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I've just started listening to the Welcome To Night Vale podcast, and I'm pretty sure that everyone in Night Vale only hates Desert Bluffs because they're the normal version of Night Vale.

#:)

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It’s kind of funny how average-sounding the names of the institute employees were. Jon, Tim, Martin, Sasha, Melanie, Basira. They all give off essence of Normal Guy.

And then there was Elias Bouchard. The most evil sounding name in fiction I’ve ever heard, and the fact that it wasn’t *immediately* clear that he was actually evil is a masterstroke from Rusty Quill.

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#gotta kill him. i can’t be seen in public with a guy who LIKES budgeting #i think i could pull the murder off too bc i’ve got very impressive microsoft excel skills and i think if he saw my superior spreadsheets #he would drop dead from nerd shame or something

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#marry him for the money obviously. you probably wouldn’t even have to talk to him #which is perfect because i hate talking to people

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#i’m very much a nonpartnering aromantic but also. #if I married the spider lady then she would move in and her spiders would probably come with her. and i REALLY like spiders. #so i’m going with m*rriage #so that there will be more spiders in my home.

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Ghost Hunt UK & Mr. Beast collab episode where they find a ghost and give it a brand new car!

#the magnus archives #tma #melanie king

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Go say hi shes so sweet :3333

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#uzumaki reference?! 🌀🌀🌀🆒🆒🆒 #undescribed #junji itō #helen distortion #the magnus archives #tma #uzumaki

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Spiral bc me and my group therapy friends went there to get waffles as a pick me up once after therapy, and we did this mental illness style

#tma #the magnus archives #waffle house is for mentally ill people. it is our domain. #Vast is a close second though imo bc if anywheres gonna stay open in the middle of a hurricane it’s a fuckin waffle house

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i could never live in night vale. you’ve gotta listen to the news over there or else you’ll die

#wtnv #welcome to night vale

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Web artifact but it’s just Bop It. That’s right motgerfucker. you’re gonna bop it, twist it, pull it whether you like it or not.

#the magnus archives #tma #the web #tma web #don’t ask me why i was pondering bop it today. i will not tell you.

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[ID: Digital fanart of Martin Blackwood and Jane Prentiss from The Magnus Archives. Martin is standing in his flat with a blue blanket wrapped around himself, obscuring all of his body except his head. He is looking to the right with a wary expression. Jane is standing outside with a hand on the door.

She is smiling as she tells Martin: "quit your job". Martin responds: "why" and Jane replies "join my emo flesh hive" /End ID]

Happy Worm Wife Wednesday!

#so true op #tma #the magnus archives #jane prentiss #martin blackwood

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Around season 3

Jon knows he's changed a lot.

#this is a great example of why i enjoy outsider pov stuff so much for any story where the characters’ lives just fucking suck #universal experiences like getting judged real hard by airport employees need to be represented more often #(i forgive the tsa guy who laughed at me for being shit at math. but i will not forget.) #undescribed #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma