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#I forget I was ever even with one of them so I guess dkshdksjs

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If you know you know.

... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...

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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

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I went through the code and saved the images for the boop paws.

Save and share to boop your people later.

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*the implication being right now/generally. if you basically always have your hair dyed an unnatural color but you're in-between dye jobs right now, you can say yes. also "piercings" in this context refers to anything BUT a regular piercing in the earlobe.

#I have neither and I want neither

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yeah sex is cool I guess

but have you ever had someone leave a comment with a paragraph-long review of your fanfic containing genuine praise, thorough criticism, and an in-depth analysis of all the lore hints you dropped that you spent ages intricately crafting

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daydreaming about writing: 🥰😍🥹❤️😊🌺✨😘

the act of actually writing: 😭😰😵‍💫😭😰😭☹️😖

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the résumé. yet another contemptuous and despicable piece of work from the french

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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

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I'm so glad that Ryan "bought and returned 9 pillows before he found a satisfactory one" Bergara and Shane "regularly orders 100 count boxes of original flavor Burt's Bees" Madej found each other

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shes just like me! (jk i dont eat rocks.... maybe)

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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

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I'm feelin soft 🥲

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#*Punches table* #*Throws chair* #THEYRE SO FUCKING CUTE #huskerdust

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april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]