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Klaus Hargreeves A-Z fluff headcanons:

Warnings: cursing, mentions of drugs and alcohol, mentions of sex

A. Attractive. What do they find attractive about the other? He could never pick just the one thing, he loves everything about you. For you it's his slender, nimble hands

B. Baby. Do they want a family? Why/why not? He's always kind of wanted a little baby, but he's embarrassed to ask or bring it up, afraid he'd be crossing a line, that you wouldn't want that with him. It's just always something he's had in the back of his mind, like a wish

C. Cuddle. How do they cuddle? He's either the big or little spoon, depending, usually the little, and he'll kiss your hands, tangling his legs with yours, wanting to be as close as humanly possible, which can be a lot sometimes, but he never pushes you, just takes anything you're willing to offer up

D. Dates. What are dates with them like? He's always the sweetest, literally anything can be a date, getting groceries, putting clean laundry away, having a nightcap, making breakfast together, lying in bed, listening to oldies on his walkman, pranking his siblings, taking a bath together, back pressed up to his chest and knees against yours, sitting in the park, making out in the foyer, getting caught going at it....it could be anything at all, anytime at all

E. Everything. You are my _____ (e.g my life, my world...) You are his world, wholly and absolutely

F. Feelings. When did they know they were falling in love? He thought he felt something the first time you met, but as the weeks went on and you spent more and more of your days together he was absolutely certain he'd fallen for you, fully and completely

G. Gentle. Are they gentle? If so, how? He's very gentle with you and your body, especially during sexy times, always asking if he's being to rough and if you're comfortable and alright, he knows he's stronger than he thinks and he'd never, ever want to do anything that could possibly hurt you in any way, he loves you too much to let that ever happen if he can at all help it

H. Hand/Hold. How do they like to hold? How do they like to hold hands? He loves to thread his fingers between yours and feel your pulse against his wrist; he'll hold you so close and tight, hooking his ankle behind your leg, chest to chest, nose inches from your own, hands tangled in your hair or else on your waist and back

I. Impression. First impression/s. Your first impression of him was less than flattering, you had first met him when you'd come to the academy for help. You'd been friends with Diego for awhile now and he'd said if you ever needed anything up just swing by, so you did. What you did not expect was a mansion of full of superpeople, and a drunk Séance to come out of nowhere; he'd stumbled out of a closet, nearly making you jump out of your skin, clambering to standing and taking another swig from his hip flask. 'Mmmn... Diego, new girl, really pretty...new girl,' he'd nodded, addressing you both, looking you in particular up and down before sauntering off to the kitchen. Diego groaned. 'Sorry about him... He's my brother and he's drunk as shit, as usual.' Klaus didn't remember your first meeting, but he recognized you the second time, unbeknownst as to why, and embarrassed when you brought up how you’d seen him. He thought you were just incredible, kind, beautiful, a little sweet, smart and unwilling to take shit from anyone, the whole damn package, and he let you know it, too, repeatedly. You gave him a second chance, and you were more than grateful to have as he up and turned out to be one of the best, sweetest and most interesting people you'd ever met or ever will

J. Joker. Are they into pulling pranks? Oh, so much... Once he pretend to propose with a blue raspberry ring pop, he's constantly leaving little things around the place to mess with you; sometimes you'll find, if you've been looking for your keys, him standing smugly in the doorway with them hanging from his finger, a little 'oh, were you looking for these?' and you hardly make it to the bed before you're both stripped and on top of each other. Needless to say, you never get where you were trying to go on time whenever that happens

K. Kisses. How do they kiss? He can be soft but it's usually rough and desperate, all teeth and tongue, leaving you gasping for breath, face flushed, lips aching to feel his against your again and again; he's addicting, and you swear the air of cigarettes, rain and cheap cologne only adds to the passion of it

L. Little things. What little things do they love/notice? The way you titter when he tickles just under your ribs, the little blush in your cheeks when he kisses you, the way you press him against the wall, tugging at his clothes before you both get tangled, hot and breathless in bed

M. Memory. Their favorite moment together. It was disorienting, the first time you'd walked in on Klaus having a seemingly one-sided argument with himself, over what movie to watch that evening no less; Ben at that point was still a sort of a mystery to you, you'd only been dating a month or so, and you didn't know he meant he could literally communicate with his dead brother, in real time, as if he were in the room. It was odd, to see him get so worked up, insisting that 'emotional adventure' wasn't a genre, scoffing and complaining that that wasn't what he'd said a moment ago; another time was when you'd found some chocolate in his coat pocket. He'd found you sitting in the hallway, high out of your mind. 'Klaus! I can... I can taste the rainbow, maan,' you'd slurred, holding his face in your hands and giggling. 'Holy shit... How high are you right now?' 'I'm not, I'm on the floor.' you’d answered. He’d shaken his head and broke off a couple squares with his teeth, thinking fuck it, and set up residence beside you for the next few hours, head on your shoulder, holding hands, talking softly

N. Nickel. Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything? Despite having a nice fat inheritance, he hasn't been allowed to dip in much at all yet; he'll share what he has with you, but when it comes down to you and another hit it's honestly a fifty-fifty

O. Orange. What color reminds them of their other half? Blue, all and every shade of it

P. Petnames. What petnames do they use? Everything and anything under the sun is game for a pet name, from baked goods to small mammals to candy and every little thing in between

Q. Questions. What are the questions they're always asking? He always wants to know for sure that you really, really love him, all of him, and he'll pull you close, breathing you in, and ask it, quietly, as if it's all he ever wants or needs to know, and you'll answer, and he'll fall apart, just like that, secure in your arms, always

R. Remember. Their favorite memory of each other. It's always sort of an out of body experience, witnessing Klaus's fallout after a bad trip. Your favorite memory of him is his eyes as they come back down, and he cups your face and thanks you, with tears on his face, for putting up with him and his endless amount of shit; his favorite memory of you is the way your face lit up the first time he made and brought you breakfast in bed. You were usually up before him and had at least coffee ready in the morning, so he decided to surprise you one Saturday with eggs, sausage, hash browns and toast all arranged nearly on a plate, a little burned but nonetheless the most thoughtful thing anyone had ever done for you in recent years. You sat up, giving him a little kiss before digging in, offering him some. 'Oh, no,' he said. 'It's for you. I have plenty of fails to contend with in the kitchen.' He learned a good few life skills, just doing for you the things you did for him here and there, how to cook an amazing breakfast being one of them. You especially loved his double chocolate chip buttermilk pancakes with cream cheese drizzle, even if it came out of a box, the care he put in it could never be replaced

S. Sad. How do they cheer themselves/each other up? He won't rest so long as you're upset, spending every second holding and talking with you, bringing you anything you need and staying with you all day if he has to; you try to give him space of he's sad, but if that doesn't work you'll hold his head in your lap, not pressing, but listening if he wants or needs to open up to you about something or other, usually trauma, things his father has done to him or how damn fucked up he feels, how lucky he is to have you in his life... It's not often but it can last awhile. Once he's out though, he's his lovely, doting, humorous old self

T. Talking. What do they love to talk about? He'll relay to you the stuff Ben says (paraphrased, of course), conversations can go nearly anyplace, but he loves to chat about you and food, stories from the best dives and clubs about town (he knows a lot), or weird shit he's done under the influence, which almost always came back around to misuse of food, which is always funny to point out to his blank and incredulous expression

U. Universe. Use a metaphor, what are they to each other? (e.g he was the universe, ever changing and mysterious) you're the click to his lighter, lighting his cigarette in the rain, and he's the caramel to your apple, sticky but sweet, coating everything and getting stuck in your teeth

V. Very. _____ they're thoughts about each other (e.g she's very smart, he's very stubborn, they're very annoying etc.) You think he's a bit of a dunce, a klutz, a ditsy or whatever else, but you love him for and in spite of it, even if it means putting up with his dumb quirks and drunken tendencies; he thinks the absolute and complete world of you, even when he probably shouldn't, he tends to idealize people rather than take them for what they are and you're no different, and it can be hard on him when you don't live up to what he thinks of you, the idea he has in his head, but he knows it's impossible for you to be perfect, and he more or less accepts it as best he can. Your flaws are a part of you he would really prefer to keep, anyway

W. Why. Reasons they love each other. He loves that you put up with him, his habits, his addiction, his nightmares, all of it, and you love him because he looks at you like you're the whole world to him, his first and only and everything, and he lets you know it ever single day

X. Xylophone. What's their song? Melt With You by Modern English, Careless Whisper by Wham!, Girls On Film by Duran Duran or Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede

Y. You. The ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese) the bacon to my eggs, the blunt to my high

Z. Zebra. If they wanted a pet, what pet would they get? Klaus wouldn't be much into pets, he doesn't like animals very much, but... If you were to pet and pamper him he'd love you forever

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